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ANNALISES BABY!

13 messages · last activity 9/11/2006

Ok My daughter annalise is like 12 1/2 months pregnant and refuses to have that kid...any suggestions?...I think shes just doing it out of spite but DAMN!! shes eatin everyone out of house and home...shes been kicked out of every buffet in town... DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try to get her to go for a ride on the back of a Harley, that has been known to induce labor, Good Luck...Doc
You could always get her to take a tbsp. of castor oil. It's gross, but it's another one of those tricks that has been known to work.
table spoon of castor oil...unflavored kind, whipped up in a glass of or OJ, chug,,,then be ready within 24hrs....it works...we did it!!! Mike
I'm thinkin dynamite!
with castor oil they only poop in the toilet...with dynamite there is poop EVERYWHERE!!! m
While I ain't quite positive, I think the dynamite idea might be a bit extreme, but, on the other hand, would indeed guarantee she'd never get in this situation again, for sure...Doc
You could always blow really hard on her nose.
12 1/2 months pregnant? is that an exaggeration? near term labor should have been induced already. good luck, that kid will pop out in kindergarten already
She does realize the kid is just going to get BIGGER in there, eh...? Have fun with that...
Medically speaking the are risks associated with "postterm pregnancy" a pregnancy lasting longer then 42 weeks (~10 months) is considered postterm and needs special attention and monitoring. Induction of labor should be a decision made by her qualified doctor. For more info: Postterm Pregnancy
damn 12.5 month... I will suggest you take her to the hospital immediately.
Has she tried jumping up and down over a pillow? Has daddy stood at the entrance and hollered "come out baby!"? But seriously folks, what does her doctor say?