ANNOUNCING>>>THE BAND!!!!

Announcing the formation of the new super group!... The TattooNow Nightcrawler Headbangin Boogie Band! Drums and yodelling...TCE...Tim Ellis Guitars, bass and vocals...Jwerk (Jason form Painted Angel) Acoustic guitar and bodily noises...Daddy Rose (Cactus Al) Guitars, keyboards, booger dart champeen...TAz ( otherwise known by law enforcement agencies as "Nik Scarlatti" Performing for your enjoyment at TAzfest 2006!! No applause folks, just throw money...Groupie applications being accepted at this time!!!

And we don't take requests.....................................do we? TCE

Actually, yes, yes!!!!!!!!! Put in your requests here. Then we can sift through them and see what's appealing, and what we're capable of. TCE

I can't make it to this years, but next year, i'd like to play the beer.

How do I get an audition with the beer section?

Krystof, I think yer big enough now that you can play the keg! Hotspark, you accompany him with the beer bong!! TCE

Bodily Noises? I don't wanna do the bodily noises! I'm not into earthy stuff! I'm far too tortured, melodramatic and introspective for that...

Krystof you are on the list for next year man...start practising now!

That's right, because we play both kinds of music...............

Taz, I've been practicing the beer since the '70s!

TAz, So who's in? You, J-werk, and I.........................Ras..............how about Al? Is he gonna fire up the vacuum for us? If so, then we need an AC/DC tune (God No), or a Big Country (woo hoo) tune, for Al, and a Reggae tune for Ras.......................................I was thinking maybe "Kill De White People" by Tyrone Green and his Reggae band. I saw him perform on SNL like 25 years ago, and it was KILLIN'!!! TCE

Tim, You know if we do "Kill all de white people" we are going to have to do the Type O Negative version. Taz, I have the burnt copy of the Godsmack Cd from the shop so I can start to work on lyrics. Ras, Can you play the Sacbutt? Al, Start practicing your David Lee Roth split kicks!

Type O Negative re-made that song? Holy Shit Mon!!! No Way~~~ The burned copy has the lyrics? I didn't think burned copies had any artwork...........or lyrics. I don't know if David Lee even still does them kicks, I'll have to ask Jim-y,,,,,,,,,,,,,, TCE

hey if you 4 crazy fucks are serious about putting this band together, and if your interested in doing original shit, rather than covers. I may be of service to you. I am also a writer, alot of my writings are deep, dark, and twisted shit, which considering the band, would most likely be perfect. heres a small sample. Lycanthropy I think of the dream that we all have had, The one where we have all gone mad. Cant remember much, to say the least, But somehow remember a bloodthirsty beast. You were there, i think you were shrouded, Cant remember much, my memory is clouded. Primal urges, hunger, roaming the lands, Yet I wake with blood stained hands. The moon wanes full, hanging in the east, No longer can I control the pent up beast. Now the rage boils my blood, Shake humanity, embrace the primal flood. Killing for pleasure, and gorging feast, I am at terms with my inner beast. Copyright ©2003 Mortis VonMordred I have in the past wrote a few lyrics for bands, unfortunately, none of these ands ever went very far. Mortis

Sounds nice for poetry and seems to flow well, but I think it would be difficult to set to music.

Mortis.................................................can't imagine why! JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where's the sheet music? I don't think two months is enough time to put something together over the internet. Cool lyrics! TCE

Mortis...Thanks man but this is a One night one time thing buddy !!

Only one night!?! Shit, I thought it was two nights! Better make it count then..............

J-werk, Did you ever see the original 'Kill De White People'?

No, Never saw it..... But you should have seen the look on my face when I was crusin' down the main strip in town blasting Type-O when that song came on! I about shit myself!

Mortis, If it's cool, I'll play around with some ideas! Gives me more good excuses to play with the 4-track and keep the neighbors up at night! Tim, That cd has more uses that you could phathom! You should see the playboy bunny that spawned from it!!! (Haha!) ... Did you expect me to just make up the words while we were an stage? I mean I am the definition of "prodigy" or "genious", if you will. But I do have to keep a degree of modesty about myself..... ya, right!

one word.... slayer I'll bring a guitar... and a halfstack.. 7

And make sure you bring those horns.........................the ones on yer head, I mean!!!!!!!

Hey Enigma, Did you see the little picture of Paul Bostaph I had on the cover of DRUM! magazine a few months ago? He's with Exodus now, and Dave Lombardo is back with Slayer, where he BELONGS!! Not that I listen to any of it............... TCE

You know you have a the demin Slayer jacket hidden in your closet Tim.

Denim... DAMMIT!

Why, of course I do J-werk, I was the DEMIN SLAYER in the original OMEN.

DAMIEN.....................DAMMIT!!!!!!!

And I have a silk Rush jacket that I bought in 1980, you know, with the pentagram.............but I've outgrown it. Not that I'm too mature to wear it................it won't fit!!! DAMMIT!!!!! TCE