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BAKERS BIRTHDAY!!!

16 messages · last activity 7/1/2006

Today is Bakers birthday Tattoonow family...he is 87 years old today!!! Lets all wish the old bastard a happy birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD FART!! We love ya!! TAZ AND THE CREW ...TATTOONOW FAMILY!!!
Happy B(aker)-Day.
Happy B(aker)-Day.
Happy Birthday Baker! Have a awesome day!
happy birthday!!
Happy Birthday to you, you belong in a zoo. You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too! Let the spanking begin!
Happy Birthday!
Patty cake, patty cake............................. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TCE
Happy Birthday Baker, you look like a... Quaker, you're a stone-cold mutha an a mover and a shaker, You ain't no faker, or no bread baker, but ya been here 87 years from your maker, you always been a giva, you aint no taker, so have some birthday caker, go jump in a laker, and hit the back yard with your big leaf raker, Look out! it's a snaker, Kill vampires with a staker, I know this rhyme sucks, but don't be no bellyacher, So get yourself a red bull and feel wide-awaker, cause it's only 10 more years till ya see the undertaker, an... aw fuck it. Anyway....
Al, Goddamn son, you're gonna make BabyWoofs and Shintinquisha jealous with that kinda rap......................You're the one who should be on American Dipshit! TCE
I'd vote for him!
And well we should......................It would upset the system a little. TCE
I gotta date with babywolves later... we're going to the pocket rocket car show at the strip mall!! I got her some bubble gum...
Al, I suppose afterwards you offered to help her with her Social Studies homework?
Thanks all for the Birthday wishes! But I aint no 87!!!!!! I turned 29 today! Please E-Mail me for my forwarding address... I know you all bought me presents but don't know where to mail them to!! Thanks again all!! Baker sendz..........
uh...no we didn't!