Feel inadequate? DECORATE!!

hey ya'll. for my recent 21st birthday (oct 23), my beloved boyfriend and a few of his buddies entertained me in the foreign club district of Seoul. after having a few drinks and many bars later, an officer in our party decided he wanted an apendravia just like my BFs. (how i love him even without it). we consulted a few korean bartenders who mapped out the nearest parlor. it is however against regulations to go to such an establishment let alone having anykind of body piercing on a male service member (defacing government property). I found myself caught up in the excitement and volunteered to have both my nipples pierced, something i've always wanted but wanted to wait till after i got a boobjob. my whole life i have the flat one. just recently i graduated to a very small B cup. BF says he loves me but its not about him, i want to feel like the sexy goddess i know i can be. His piercing is amazing. i have seen plenty of alberts in my time but the apendravia is outstanding. it is both asthetically pleasing and sexually stimulating. (pray i never chip my tooth on it, haha) it has been almost 2 weeks since i was punctured in the most sensitive female areas north of the border. everyday i look in the mirror and cant help but to stand a little bit taller. i feel like a warrior who just killed a hundred men, a goddess worshipped by the whole world. yes its that good. out in the real world outside of my bathroom, its my dirty little secret that keeps a sly little smirk on my face at all times. i love it, i love it, i love it. oh yeah, 4 of the dudes with me that night got thier rods done, too, and i got to hold thier hands everytime with boyfriend acting as lamaz coach.