Friday Night, MAN UP!!!

Alright ya'll! I ain't going out tonight so you had better man the fuck up and represent!!!!!!!

Mahalo miniwake leia ya putz...TAz in da hizzowse!!

Piss off, Mick!!!!!

So, J-werk, whaddya play when you and TAz jam together? TAz, who are your big time guitar hero's? TCE

We haven't really jammed out in a long time.... The Man can play some crazy shit.... Don't know how his fingers stay attached.... Exellent teacher!

No, I mean, what instrument? I suppose geetar from what you just said though........... TCE

Yeah, guitar, bass, drums, key board, nose flute, butt-trumpet (Taz's fav), .....

You should get Al in there with his bagpipes...................maybe you could lay down some AC/DC,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,or some BIG COUNTRY...........oooo.

Sweet! Never thought of that! Al!!! Where ya at with the pipes?! TCE you play?

Or, if he brings his guitar, you could be The Eagles, or the Doobie Bros., or Crosby, Stills, and Nash, or how 'bout Brookes & Dunn? Ewww! TCE

....actually I was thinking along the lines of Spyro Gyra......*verp*

Well, I used to play drums........................but then I started working with Steve Smith, who's probably one the 5 greatest drummers currently living, and I had to burn my drums. I could never be happy with my own playing after watching that shit night after night for weeks on end. TCE

What about Peter, Paul, and Mary.... *Taz hands J-Werk the tube top. "Why do I have to be Mary?" .... *

So why let that discourage you? Hell, Not everyone can be everyone, you know?

Dammit, why did I have to mention BIG COUNTRY!?!?!?! Between that, and that joke you told about the goat, now I can't get that stupid song out of my head, and I haven't even heard it recently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TCE

Peter, Paul, and Mary...............................Weren't they the apostles who made candy bars? Personally, I like Snickers..

At least you don't wake up in the morning with the Tootsie Roll song in your head.... Now, not the R&B "Tootsie Roll". I'm talking about the commercial from back in the day..... You know, "The world looks mightly good to me when Tootsie Rolls are all I see. Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me.... Tootsie Roll how I love your chocolatey chew. Tootsie Roll I think I'm in love with you.... Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me...." ........... *Repeated slamming of head on desk..... Oh the humanity!*

Why does Shintinquisha wear gloves when she eats tootsie......................Oh, never mind!!!!!!!!!!

FURNT FURNT FURNT!!!!!

Where's TAzzy tonight? Ya know, if he tattooed some adidas stripes on his cheeks, he'd look like Vinnie Paul. TCE

He was on here earlier.... probably lurkin....

Well, I gotta go get some stuff done while I still have daylight. I'll check back in later. Take it easy: Eagles TCE

I am omniscient

I am here 2nite! Baker sendz............

Baker, you got your birthday suit on yet?

Hey fuckers!What's up?!

What's up Spark!?

Not to much here in the east,finally gottta semi dry day.Had to celebrate with some sodas.Just got the kiddies to bed now it's tie to relax.

Taz, what about adding Karaoke to Nightcrawlers? I know that we have some live bands set up but this might add some extra spice to the festivities.... Just an idea.

Weather been shitty out that way? I don't watch tv so I don't keep up on that stuff.

Where growing mold around the edges,so much rain.The Quabin reservoir is past 100%and going through the spillways,.....last time was in the 70s.I'm told it's quite a sight,taking the kids to see,for sure.Never been myself,not to this one, can't wait to see!

Where abouts is that? I've never heard of it. Is it a pretty large reservoir? ... I guess it must be if people are making a big stink out of it....

Quabin is east of us.google earth 01071 you'll see where we live.About 1600 in town.

HOLY HELL Spark! That is a shit ton of water now!!! I bet that is a site to see alone without the overflowing!!! Judas! Maybe if ya'll flushed your toilets at the same time it would lower the water level. *lol*

*MARCO!!!!*

Jason ...about the Karaoke... I WOULD AS SOON SUCK CAT SHIT THROUGH A STRAW WHILE MASTURBATING WITH A HAND FULL OF RAZOR BLADES!!!!! But thanks for your sugestion!!!

Hey ya fuckers! Well, better late than never! Truth is, I play bagpipes really, really fucking well! Guitar? Only so so. Which sucks, cause I LOVE to play guitar. Got medals for the bagpiping though...Happy Friday!

So you are saying that's a maybe if i come up with the cat shit and the razorblades? Mach 3's or Quatro's? After all, when one is servicing themself one can underestimate quality for comfort.... BTW Taz, have you noticed all of the fucking W-of-W ads on myspace lately! MY FUCKING GOD!!!....

Werk, what's wof w?

I don't dare say it out loud.... "He" may be listening.... *Whispers, "World of Warcraft."...... AHHHHH SHIT HE HEARD ME!!!..... I DIDN'T MEAN TO.....*WHACK*..... I PROMISE I'LL.... *BASH*.... NOT MY SPLEAN..... *RIP* .... NOT THE CHICKEN.... *CLUCK*.... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*....(Taz wipes the blood from his hands and returns to the garage)

Al, Did my 10,000 KB email get through yesterday? So, can you play AC/DC on those pipes? You probably know some rockin' bagpipe tunes..........................Did you ever see "So I Married an Axe Murderer"? TCE