Gynocology

Gynecology seems to be a money making profession and Id like to break into it without a great expense. I don't really have the time for schooling. I am looking for a good used saddle to remove the stirrups from. I figure I can borrow my wife's corn tongs to use as spreaders and other implements should be just as easy to find. I'm off to my library today for my first book. If they don't have one surely I can find it on Ebay. I have plans for opening shop next week. So Sign up now for my half price sale.

Please excuse me for posting this here, BUT I have seen many on this site who dont mind going to beginners to save a few bucks. So.................................................................

I've got an old weight bench if want it, you could hook the stirrups up to the bar brace.

OH paleo john this is just too much!!! We are all laughin our tookises off...thanks for brightening an otherwise dull gray morning!!! See ya!!....TAz

Personally I am thinkin about doin a little brain surgery...it can't be that hard Anyone know of any good sites for info?...TAz

i actually read about a guy who was arrested for giving free gyno exams out of a SELF STORAGE UNIT.

Oh lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T

hahahaha!!! Anyone that would go to a self storage unit for any type of medical procedure deserves whatever they get.

hey, I wanted to be a pilot for a long time, but ya know most commercial pilots came out of the millitary and all that and you know I aint joinin no army!!! hell no!!!!! But i did take a aeronautics class a couple of years ago and i dont think it would be that hard to fly a plane!! But NE wayz my uncle has a passenger plane and I've been messin around with it, ya know, gettin a feel for the controls and wut not. So as soon as he lets me take it for a spin, (or when he goes out of town, whichever comes first *wink*) I plan on doing a couple of flights so I was wonderin if anybody wants a cheap flight to Hawaii?? I will give you a good deal!!

I need to get to Bolivia so I can get away from that damn erlich and his Irish Hickey so how much for air fare...one way?..TAz

Hey John...how much it cost to be an apprentice vaggie swabber?

I have some books in my garage on the subject, right next to all my bike manuals( thats where I do this, in the garage!) I figure if some ol lady comes in for a checkup while I'm workin on my scoot, I just grab some go-jo to clean up and my hands are already lubed up for her, kill two birds, one stone(save time and money!) You can find the books at the library under the "What the fuck is wrong people" section.

sorry, " What the fuck is wrong with people" section

you guys are great. love you much...and when I get my first tattoo i hope my artist is as rational and intelligent as y'all (TAz, Kristoff and others) and I really appreciate the sense of humor...

Think yoo bery berry much!...TAz