HELP ME!!!

Hello...my name is TAz..I am in my studio...its late...I am by myself and I am sooo bored that I am afraid I am gonna start tattooing parts of myself that should never be tattooed..... Won't some kind person talk to me?? I'm really very nice! The Thorazine is wearing off and I'm scared that something BAD could happen...I might be hallucinating...They told me this could happen when they let me out but I forget who they said to call.... I am seriously considering tattooing my hamster...he does not seem to care for that point of view..but he is just a hamster even though he can talk...at night...in the dark....no one can hear you... in the night...in the dark........oh GOD its happening again.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Where did that blood come from? Its not mine ...I have a weird taste in my mouth!............ Oh SHIT! Where is the hamster? Sometimes he teleports....I don't know where he goes but he always brings back money...no bills ..just change the cheap fuck! I want to go home but the voices say no..The voices are dark red..like blood The straight razor talks..like the hamster...but it speaks a language I don't understand....in the night...in the dark......................................................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

So How did that tattoo turn out?

FUCKING HAMSTERS!

Ok the meds kicked back in...I'm OK now...for now..T

Its starting again and I can't find my hamster OR my straight razor!

If I had a hamster, I'd tattoo a schooner ship on one of his arms, and an anchor on the other. He'd be a tough lookin little bastard.

You don't have a hamster? What kind of artist are you? ps..Wanna buy a slightly used one that can teleport?