home dentistry

i was at my dentist last week, and ive always liked the social status that a dentist carries, like how girls want to fuck them, and the show MIAMI TOOTH really got me into the whole culture of dentist work. So i asked my dentist if he had to go to school for it. HE said he had to go for years of training and it was alot of hard work! So i went on ebay that night and looked for a dental kit to get started. Alot of them were new and expensive so i found myself a used kit. When i got my kit i was kinda scared to do it on myself. I looked on alot of dental and went in the forums, asking them how use my knife, but they kept yelling at me saying it was called a scalpel and that i should REAALLLYY go to school before i started doing dentisty in my trailer. But it really doesnt look that hard! So I invited my friends over for a dental party. And i have to say i did okay. But my friends have alot of abscesses and had to go to a real dentist to get them taken care of because they may die. But im sure i can do good work eventually, if i keep working on people. But im running out of willing participants. If anyone is interested in getting work done by me call me. All my stuff is sterilized in my spaghetti pot on the stove. Im ALOT cheaper than the real deal!

What an ass to think doing a tattoo is anything like being a dentist

Actually it is a fitting analogy

hes right about me being an ass though..

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love the thread!

This is akin to your Lawyer post from way back K-man!!!

Actually, I must have missed the way back, but this pretty much sums it up correctly, don't ya think? I loved it...

I found it to be quite humorous as well. I agree that it is a perfect satirical analogy of the stupid questions that pop up on this forum. I appreciate the laugh you gave me. :o) theval

Uh,,,any chance i can get you to look at my molars????

A fag goes to the dentist. He's in the chair, and when the dentist comes in, the fag pulls out his winkie. The dentist says "You realize this is a dentist's office?", and the fag replies "There's a tooth in there!" TCE

Brillliant........ "funniest thread I've seen all year" (buffalo beast) "Two thumbs up" (new york times) "gut buster of the season"...."If any thread deserves a laugh you've found it" (chicago tribune) "Makes other funny threads look like witty blogs" (The onion) Way to fight fire with wittiness.........................;)

I gota go change

Beautiful vishuskinit! The only thing is, it's going to take business from my garage brain-surgery and basement nuclear physics lab! Looks like i'll have to go back to boiling moonshine!

"....MIAMI TOOTH...." ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! the best!

I guess we can't get Gabe to post this under the "READ BEFORE POSTING section, right? Good stuff, thanks for the grins...Doc