I AM IN HELL.

OKAY, SO HERE I AM. I AM WITH MY DAUGHTERS, IN A HOTEL IN A PLACE CALLED ROCK SPRINGS WYOMING ON MY WAY TO YELLOWSTONE!! I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN THIS PLACE BEFORE.... YEAH... WAIT... I REMEMBER... THIS IS WHERE YOU GO IF YOU'VE BEEN REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD WHEN YOU DIE!!!

No...that is called Canton, Mn.

Poor Daddy Rose.. at least you're with your girls, and not in Utah.. because Utah was summed up in a short sentence by a Japanese English instructor in Japan.. "Fucking Utah, can't smoke, can't drink, can't masturbate.." and that was all he said...

But at least they have of ummm... weddings? JK.. don't mean to offend anyone.

Say Hi to Yogi Bear!!!! Oh wait, that was Jellystone............................I think Yellowstone stole his endorsment though. TCE

Al, And now you really must see 'Cannibal the Musical'!!!!!! Have a shpadoinkle day! TCE

Hey Al...we miss you ya fuckin slacker!!! Just to let ya know a guy came into the shop today and looked at the flyer for the party...he stared for about 10 minutes then he said ," OK....How much as a full back!!!!""...I am dead serious!!! I hope you have a GREAT time and keep a close eye on those roses!!...Tell em Uncle TAz said hello!!...SMUGS!...T

See there TAz,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,what did I say in my email!?! TCE

HEY AL... Isn't that were they filmed.."The Hills Have Eyes"? ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHH M

No, No, that was 'The Eyes have Hills'..................it was a Government cover up conspiracy thriller, it was all filmed in Wyoming, because it looks just like Afghanistan .....................big thrill! TCE

Do tell, daddy: people are always telling me to go there. If you run into my dad, say hi: slim, red, pointy tail and two short horns. I have his nose. (He's breathless)

Ras, I know that fucker!!!! That's your dad!?! Holy shit mon, he lives in the basement apartment under me!!! He's a little strange, but pleasant enough..........................I sometimes hear screams coming from down there. I think your dad might be a serial killer dude. TCE

Ah yes, he did mention you Tim... something about a deal? I'd have my lawyer look at that contract if i were you.

This is were you go. Ive been living here for 5 years now and can't seem to escape. I went to work at a local tattoo studio called the Screamin Stagecoach and they stole all my machines, tubes, needles, ink, and a whole bunch of personal stuff including pictures of my kids and art work given to me by local bands. The sherriffs department here wont even help me get my shit back. If anyone is coming through this area, try to find a way around. If not, try not to interact with the locals. The pat eachother on the back for being as fuct up as they can. They think its cool to wear wires on eachother. So you only thaught you were in hell. I live here.

RAS...I didn't know/.....We are brothers!!!

Dude, I shit you not. I feel for ya. GET OUT NOW!!!

I live in Utah and have been working out in Rock Springs off and on for a couple years. I have been out there quite a bit in the last couple of weeks and I swear... deliverance doesnt have sh&t on RS. As a matter of fact... Im going back this Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday... wish me luck.

the place where you go go when youve been really, really, really bad? we,re all already there, haha

The midwest is hell. I'm willing to say that categorically. I've been living here for about 3 years. I miss people screaming obscenities at me and giving me the bird at 95mph on Rt. 80. I miss people saying Mooozarell. I miss the mafia, and dumbfucks in tuner cars. Mostly, I miss my simmering anger that has just sort of turned into german nihilistic ambivalance. Oh sweet Jersey, where for art thou? Speaking of german nihilists, I think I'm going to throw a live ferret into a bathtub. Excuse me.