I'm 2 And Want a Tattoo

Hi, I'm, like, 2 years old.............and my mom has a tattoo of an archery target on the breast that she used to feed me with, and after looking at that design at close range for I don't know how long, now I want one too. She says I'm too young, but goddammit, I'm already potty trained!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, I know how to use a computer better than she does. She told me that once I was enrolled in Kindergarten, she would take me to get one, but that's like half a lifetime away!!!!!!!!!! I don't understand why I should have to wait. Once that umbillical cord was cut, this became my body, and I should be able to do as I please with.......................................................Oh oh, I have to go make # 2.......................................Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze......... Cody

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heh heh....

Best comment about underage tattooing yet! Freaking hilarious!

LOVE IT!!!!!

I would like to thank everyone for not giving me a bunch of shit about wanting to get my tattoo before I turn 18, your support really means a lot to me. As for my mom, well, I'll just have to reason with her. Maybe I'll guilt her about that enema she sprung on me last month. Cody

Hey Pal...there are some of us (AL) who like enemas! Don't diss da fizz!! Hilarious post by the way...thanks!!

Holy hell man!!!! I'm 2 and want a tattoo!!! we should hook up and get matching Heartograms!!! Thanks for the laughs Cody haha

Tim ( OOPS!) I mean Cody...are you on the sauce again or just having flashbacks? How is the healing coming along?

Nicely done. theval

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya got me Marshall!!!!!!!! The healing is getting there, at least it doesn't hurt anymore. It's been three weeks since the last session, and it looks like dog shit, all kinds of blank spots and white marbling despite the shitload of color. I'm gonna give it a few months and see how it looks before doing anything else. Still got one more rework to do in the meantime. TCE

I was thinking more along the lines of a inticate tribal band around my pinkie toe. Think it can be done at my age? The archery target probably wouldn't look good when I'm a teenager,,,,,,,,,,,unless I end up a punk rocker, and then I would need two of them. Cody

.....................................Oh and TAz, don't get me wrong, I actually enjoyed the enema, but she doesn't know that. That's my ass, er, I mean, ace, in the hole............ Cody

Lol, actually kind of funny post. A little redundant, so it got a bit old after the first few sentences. The most hilarious part was the person overreacting to it. Though I think that underaged tattooing isn't really the onlooker's business, I have to agree that there are some restrictions to it that should be put.

MizMilenko, I'm curious as to what restrictions you think should be placed forth on underage tattooing? I personally think that they should stop the whole 'parental consent' thing. Meaning, that if you aren't 18, no tattoos for you, period. What are your thoughts? :o) theval

Lgal or not we tattoo NO ONE under 18 PERIOD!!..TAz

Keep in mind I'm still under 18, so I will admit that my ideas on underaged tattooing is a little... Biased. Well, first of all, nobody under sixteen. And if sixteen and with parental consent, they are getting one, then there are rules placed over it. Probably so many inches by so many inches, very generic (kanji or a heart or something that they will probably not regret so much) so that it's easy to cover up. No names of anyone or anything controversal. Nothing "fad" related, such as, I don't know, the face of their favorite rock star? Nothing music or actor or anything in the media genre related.

Oh Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't a joke ever just stay a joke!?! TCE

"Nothing "fad" related, such as, I don't know, the face of their favorite rock star? Nothing music or actor or anything in the media genre related." Aren't you wanting a music related tattoo? theval

Hey I have a tattoo of Markey Mark I got 20 years ago when I was 15 (ssshhhh TAz) and it still totally rocks!! Jenna

Yes, I do want a music tattoo, but I'm now waiting to get another tattoo until I'm 18, or at least when I graduate high school (17) but that won't be a music tattoo, it will be something to represent my school.

ahh.....Marky Mark..... Dumb name back then, but still a hottie today..... S.A. I think it's cool that you are going to wait for your tattoo, and I think it's great that your school means that much to you. That doesn't happen for a lot of young people. But now I have to ask what kind of school is it? theval

So Mizmilenko...you are advocating a "tattoo police" that would actually censor what type of tattoo a person could get?...And who would decide?...Art is a very subjective animal...what you or I thought to be great some old fart in a suit and tie from the bible belt who watches Jerry Falwell all night may think the design is "ungodly"...And thats exactly what would happn if someone were given the power to decide what tattoo is "acceptable". Don't you agree? I think most pros I have had the experience to work with think that 18 is a good cutoff point but to be honest a whole lot of them think that 21 is even better...I say 18 You make some good arguments though... for a KID!!! ITS a JOKE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAz

It's a charter school (as if that means anything). Basically, my school is a small school (consisting of 60 people total, 30 people in each session) that has two sessions, one lasting from 8-11, the other from 1-4. We need more credits than the rest of the state. As well as that, we don't have period classes. Usually, we take most classes online or on certain days (for me, Digital Video on Mondays, any classes I choose to work on for most of the week, then Art on Fridays). We have a careers class we must get a whole credit in, which basically we have to have a portfolio and everything ready before going on into the workforce or college. And the best part, is not everyone is taking the same route of action. It's more determined to find out your needs than any other schools.

Sounds a lot like my old school in Van Nuys...it was called the "Freedom learning insitute"....an experimental private school...not just for rich kids either...god knows we were poor...well midle class...to go there you had to be voted in by a board of teachers etc...We basically had no set hours and pretty much were able to pick and choose what to study...was a very successful school as far as alternative education goes...I graduated high school there at the age of 14and was in college at 15 It seems that the more freedom we as kids had over our own education the better we did and the faster we excelled.It was cool TAz