I SURVIVED!!

Well here it is 5 am and Jwerk and I are STILL completely fuckwhistled....Gotta go..... WHAT A NIGHT!!!! Details tomorrow.

Fuckwhistled? O.o

WA HOOOO!!!! Oh GOD!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!

I am still way too fugered to be on this keyboard...I will however try in as few words as possible to explain the occurences at the TAz Lair on July the fourth 2006... Halucinogens alcohol automatic weapons MORE halucinogens MORE alcohol MORE AMMO OPEN FLAME YARD GNOME PRETZELS POLICE any further details will be divulged if Jwerk and I survive the next few hours...had to give Jwerk cpr twice....I think he is still alive but will reserve judgement until such time as I am physically able to drag him out of the ditch....don't ask!.......TAz

eek..... I dont know if that was a GOOD night or a BAD ONE. please tell me you diddnt have to give JWerk cpr for real.... Please?

Its 9:50 AM est and they are -still- fuckwhistled, and on my phone to boot.

No, the cpr didn't happen....but I sure do love that dog! *FURNT*.... alkjfhkasjldfhkashf

How was it to talk to TAz and Jwerk LIVE the morning after??? We should have our own morning show!!! We commandeered the phone lines of our dear little Saiyge for a full hour and regaled her with the stories of the battles we waged last night Poor girl just sat there and listened!.. Must be love!! Anyway we (jwerk and I ) have decided that we will survive the horrors of last night without excessive permanent damage and come back tomorrow for more of the same.... Ain't life GRAND!!! We made it!!!!...see ya!!!....TAz

All I can say is Oh my god....

WAHOOOOO!!

First patient that I encountered says to me, "Hi Jason... You should have been here this morning." ......NO! I SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN!!!! .... GNOME! ... Taz these goobers are already after me!

Jwerk....I want you to know that the incident with the battery charger was not intentional however seeing as how your heart was not beating and your face was several shades of blue I felt I had no choice. Yes , I should have drug you out of the pool BEFORE attempting to defibrillate your lifeless body but I must remind you that this was an emergency and as such I am not legally responsible.... I hope that nipple grows back soon...if not maybe we can tattoo one on for you! On a happier note I think insurance may just cover the damage to your vehicle.....You must admit some responsibility for that incident...when you park your car in someones bedroom you just gotta expect bad things to happen....Yes I agree that I may have used just a wee bit too much dynamite but you must admit that it was one impressive explosion!! The Fire department has departed as have the DEA people who just spent the past few hours peering into the crater,writing furiously in little notebooks and pointing a lot with real worried looks on their faces.There have been a lot of sight seers driving by today taking photos of the carnage....oh yeah...Do you have any idea where we stole the 40 foot blue plastic gorilla from?...I would like to return it! Hope you are feeling better...and don't worry ...just keep those fingers on ice...I am sure they can be reattached!!....TAz

....Goat.... That's all I'm saying.... The visual is all you man! You sick fucker! *snicker*

.... And why am I having visions of being crammed into a playschool plastic car with a broom and a bunny?.... That might explain the toolshed incident.... Oooo, this could be baaaaaaad!