It's almost time!

For me to get the next installment of my rib panel. Actually I have exactly 26 days until the appointment, but I'm starting to get giddy already. Yay pain and better looking ribs!

I'm drooling just thinking about it.... tease :P

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lucky beeoytch!!...LOL!!!

Lucky you!

Yes, I am lucky! Mmmmm envy, it tastes almost as good as fear :^P

Congrats Ahlyn! Hope it goes great!

Yeah, and everyone here knows why you're giddy! Are you developing a 'thing' for your artist? That's okay, under the circumstances, I probably would too. LOL!!!! TCE

Who wants better looking ribs? I want better looking flabs........... Jesus, how much longer already? TCE

Uhhhhmmmm... 8 days now And stop! His wife is a very talented lady....with needles... and other sharp objects I like my tender parts where they are right now thanks :^P

So I've seen................................I'd be just as happy to have her tattoo ME. TCE

Stop it! You're makin' me antsy!

Yeah, there is something sexy about a needle wielding woman laying the hurt on...............................mmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah! Hoit me bebe!!! Oooooooooo..........I'll be back....ooo TCE

*smacks the shit out of both of you* Shut the fuck up, maggots. That do anything for you? *smirks*

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr BABY! *lol*

I think I've discovered a new calling, beating the shit out of guys for fun and profit! I just did it for free before.

I'd let you hit me with your 'piece'........................how'd that be? TCE

How about I hit you in the face with my fist. It's almost the same thing *smirk*

OHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOIT ME BEBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..................Got any whips and chains? TCE

I'm shocked, honestly, to think that a perfectly wonderful sweet girl like me would have any aspirations of that sort. I am a young lady, sir! It's sexual harrassment, and I don't have to take it.

AW shaddup and let the beatins commence!!! hee hee hee

Ahl, er I mean, Deidre I don't want to lose my job over this, so I will cease and desist, and close by saying it's a nice piece! TCE

.....................And don't call me Sir Goddammitt!!!

On second thought...................YOU HEARD THE BOSS!!!!!!!!!

Good god, it's Deirdre D-e-i-r-d-r-e The first r is crucial, otherwise I'm Dee-dra, which I am most certainly not. It's pronounced Deer-dra. But to be honest I don't like my name, mostly because of corrections like this, which happen at least for a month to a year every time I interact with someone. Therefore, ahlyn, or D, but you really have to think of it as the letter rather than Dee, which I hate more than Deirdre. Do you see why I'm an english major? *kicks you in the balls* Don't exclamation point at me!!

....*did anyone get the name of the semi-truck that just smacked me?....(falls face first back to the floor.)*

Ahlyn, I'll just think of you as Dear Dre. That's Dear Dr. Dre to you........ llllllllll You better kick me again, their starting to feel good again......... llllllllllll TCE

Dear Dre' I gave you a few typo's to correct on that last one................School me mam! TCE

*Oh the humanity!*

God, I'm going to have to explode you fuckers or something. That's one thing about simpering boys who like to be smacked the shit out of, you can't ever get rid of them. :^P

Thank you Ma'm! May I have another!?!

Deirdre, Are you a Gemini????? It just seems when you're Ahlyn, you're so peaceful and serene~~~~~~~~~~ TCE

I am pretty peaceful, easy going and whatnot. But I mean, I played soccer for 13 years, I like to bust heads. It's part of my position, busting heads that is. Also, I'm a born jersey girl, our official state motto is "Jersey, only the strong survive" and also "Fuck you." I can start talking about patriarchal hegemony in the so-called high modernists if you want? English geek talk smoothes me out pretty quick *smirk* And for the record, I'm a libra. Scales of justice and whatnot.

Nah..............I'm a high school drop out. Having my head busted...............now that's something that interests me. Libra huh? My brother's a Libra. I've never gone out with one though. Mostly Scorpios (sexy, deceitful bitches), and a couple of Gemini's (completely insane), an Aries (Supposed to be my soulmate? I think not....), and one Sagittarius (two wongs don't make a white). The most stable one has been a Cancer!!!! She's great! TCE

Fuck the bullshit! I hit back!! Hard

yay?

You have to be proactive to have fun!!!!!!

And you won't be dating this libra, the hand I'd be slugging you with has a nice rock on it *snickers* I often wonder why someone would want to marry me, then I remember about the mind control and the drugs and it all comes back to me.

*Mind control and drugs?.... Where am I?.... *

You know Jason...that little eye dropper of clear liquid that I drop into your ink and tell you its a "skin conditioner" tee hee!!

Watch out for those black helicopters. You too can wake up one day with a crazy wife, a beer belly, and a receeding hairline.

Skin conditioner! You told me that it was love from a hug juice! You bastard!

Deirdre, Not to worry, I don't date anymore..................well, only myself. TCE

Not even me big boy?...I'll bring Krystof and the donkey!

Sorry TAzzy, As much as I'd like to, and as good lookin' as I think you are, I'm about all I can afford anymore. TCE

Hey wait a tic.................don't you make $150,000 to $250,000 a year? Maybe you could be my sugar daddy...........