JWERK IS MISSING!!!

JWERK was supposed to be here at our 4th blast and I can't find him anywhere ...he is not even answerimg his phone... Little bastard is AWOL!!!! He better be hurt or dead or when I find him he WILL be!!!

sorry, i kidnapped him... but seriously, maybe he's being a good J-Werk and picking you up lotsa beer and goodies? wait. wait. if you're partying, what the heck are ya doing on the nerdbox?!?

Hey I'm OLD!!! I sit down to party and if I'm a sittin I'm at the laptop....I think My laptops are growing attached to me!!...I even have names for them! But don't worry about ol Uncle TAz...He is well fortified and he has already gone through 2 bottles of Godly Nectar (Crown Royal Reserve!!)and assorted other party materials!! WHOOP!!! WHOOP!!!!

I found him!.... He's sitting in the back of the '57 tatooing the badger with no gloves!.... I'm getting the rope!

He is here!!!...I found the little fuck...Clip chord is comin out!! He says he got waylaid by a 56 ford truck full of very masculine lesbians and he just now got away!!! It might be true ...he has a black eye and he says he can t sit down cause hi butt hurts!!!

Bee.... girl you can kidnap me anytime you want to!!!! =P