Watch Taz constantly post on TattooNow, but since Taz refuses to show his work sorry no tattoos will be shown. The occassional "Freehand baby!" or "No stencil!" will be heard.
New Show--Painted Angel Ink
50 messages · last activity 9/5/2007
we wait with baited breath
Hey Nurse Nostrildamus
Dont you have to get back to your shift , and administer some Enemas or clean someone's ass .
yeah, right after i'm done cleaning your clock.
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I per pose the show open with Taz sitting back in a ragged out office chair making phone calls to busy tattoo people asking them if there is any truth to what is being said about them online. Then you can cut to a shot of him replying to online threads about how he talked to the big wig on the phone as if they are big buddies, and he can verify the rumor wasn’t true.
He sits back in his chair smiling, Then as if his pants caught on fire he springs forward. Starting a rumor about another artist only to pick up the phone asking if it was true. The screen fades to black and the Painted Angel logo comes from the darkness getting bigger until BAM it’s taking up the whole screen and theme music from the A-team will start blasting.
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Dont you mean sucking my cock , I hope your some what attractive ( Ehhh O well )
if you were native american, your name would be "little bone"
That was offensive to both Native Americans and Comedians.
That show will make the "im a dickhole network" or "IDN" huge ,it will be thier flagship show!
It will be on right after the hit reality show "The Biggest Crackhead" in which crackheads compete to win a lifetime supply of crack and kraft dinner.
too funny! as for the indian name how bout "dances with men"
i think everyone should have an indian name.
mine is "better than creeper".
...and Taz's could be "man who screw you" or "bullshitter scratcher"
hmmmm...sounds good for nicknames too
taz has been on the missing list since jer handed him his ass with a side order of creamed corn. he hasn't even been on fk's monument to himself board.
lol. , someone said that the silence really talks the truth.
Just to set the record straight, Tattooconnect.com is not Taz's board, or nowhere near to such statement of ownership. I don't know where he got that from. Last time I checked, I designed it, configured it hassle with issues and pay the bills to keep the board up and running.
Taz is just a member like anyone else (he is not even a moderator now, since he seemed to vanished in thin air). I have nothing against him but Jer is not the only complaint I've heard of.
I meant "Hustle" in my prior post.
you're a nice guy, fk, but you can't read.
yeah, nostril was definitly high-sidin' with ya F.K. and not saying the board belonged to someone else... Hopefully most of us in hear are intellegent enough to know you run tattooconnect.
cream corn. funny, LMAO!
Every once in a while I stop back on this board just to see if anything valueable is going on here. I'm having a hard time finding any value in this whatsoever. For a minute I wondered if this was worth getting involved here again. Thanks for clearing it up y'all...
well, thanks for gracing us with your exalted presence even for just one shining moment, OWL. now hit the fucking road, you humorless sack of cocksnot.
I dunno why...but the word 'cocksnot' always makes me laugh hysterically.
Nostrildamus!
Dude that is unbelieveably clever!
Hope ya got a few hi-fives from your buddies.
Would be a shame to see such incredible wit go unrewarded.
You are one class act! You and I should... uh... uh.... play "quarters" sometime!
Would you like that? Are you old enough to drink?
get lost, punk, the adults are talking.
The adults are talking LMFAO!
The adults are talking?
That's funny bud, all I hear is you.
excellent comeback. your wit is so sharp, you should take it on the road.
watch out for trucks.
Watch out for trucks!!! HAW!!!
Trucks!!... in... the ROAD!
GOOD! GOOD! BOY! You're right!
there would be cars... and trucks in the road!!
Haw!!!
Your'e right. It was an excellent comeback. And you are outclassed.
Thanks for the compliment.
trucks in the road??!! wtf are you jabbering about? i meant watch out for trucks when your trying to fill your old lady's humongous shitbox.
hmmm, that was a little on the crude side.
Hey bro... It's okay. It seems to be the limit of your ability,
So I don't blame ya for playin' the cards you've been dealt.
But resorting to obscenity after like 3 or 4 exchanges?
That's a little simpy for anyone.
Ya gotta be at least 48 inches to ride this ride little guy.
If you're out of ammo, you can get big words from nearly
any dictionary. Just tryin' to help you out before you use the
word "pussy". It's tough to recover from that one.
Take it easy with the "Shitbox" K man? I don't want you to
hurt yourself. Start out slow. Try "Poo Poo Head" first. Then
when you're old enough, you can try a 5 speed.
Hey bro... It's okay. It seems to be the limit of your ability,
So I don't blame ya for playin' the cards you've been dealt.
But resorting to obscenity after like 3 or 4 exchanges?
That's a little simpy for anyone.
Ya gotta be at least 48 inches to ride this ride little guy.
If you're out of ammo, you can get big words from nearly
any dictionary. Just tryin' to help you out before you use the
word "pussy". It's tough to recover from that one.
Take it easy with the "Shitbox" K man? I don't want you to
hurt yourself. Start out slow. Try "Poo Poo Head" first. Then
when you're old enough, you can try a 5 speed.
you had to post that pile of crap twice?
Wanted to make sure you had a chance to look at the big words twice.
With you being you and all. Now take your time with it little guy....
your ineptitudes are illuminating.
For the love of god, you guys realize that a lot of people read your posts everyday.
Let me give you a tip, the first online combatant to say "This conversation is closed" and ends it gets the last round of points cause when the opponent comes back with something like "no, Im closing the conversation" and it hits empty air and then they look kinda stupid. So, one of you can win if you follow that simple rule.
I dont even remember who I agreed with or what you two actually think... I thought you both had valid points I think, but after reading this crap over and over, well, please, we all know how to be stubborn, but you need to GROW out of it. Both of you. Say your peace one more time and then drop it. It is amazing watching a thread that is useless to begin with sink even further into the depths of internet forum stupidity.
I dunno, you might find it takes more kahunahs to keep your mouth shut then to keep the shit talking going. honestly, I used to always make sure I got the last word and then I realized many times you actually sound weaker if you keep yapping... so now at least 5% of the time I keep my mouth shut, ha. please, one of you assert your dominance and close the debate. dont worry, the fun doesnt have to end here, you can pick up the fight on another thread, maybe one with substance.
Thanks for participating, though. I think.
gabe, never get between two pitbulls.
then by all means, continue to make yourselves look like asses. carry on, dog.
thanks.
Okay. Closed. For you Gabe.
Thanks, phew!
chicken.
Manners. Gabe asked nicely,
It's his board, It's his due.
Owl, a little more adivce.. if you didnt reply, you would have left Nos hanging out there with his balls out, a very weak position for him to be in. Since you replied to me and not him, you may still get the points... But well, you also invoked me as leverage (honestly I dont give a shit if you two bicker like middle school asses till the cows come home! I think its embarrassing for you two, but hey, if you two want to act like jack asses in front of thousands of people, be my guest) so I think you ended up either being neutral or losing a few points this round (though, not as much as nos who had to keep poking at you, very immature).
You could have won if you kept your mouth shut and left nos looking puffed up with noone to fight. Ah, well, live and learn. maybe, I guess we will find out! :-)
Topic Change. I saw Laurence Fishbourne a few weeks ago buying a hat in New Orleans, he's a fucking giant in person too.
fishburne, samuel jackson, and the guy from shawshank are all the same person. prove me wrong.
btw, i should get a hero prize for keeping owl interested in the board. he was done until i breathed new life into him.
Ok, I need some light on this. TAz is gone?? This is great as I always wondered after reading his posts that if he was so good and had been in the business for so damn long and bragging about PAINTED ANGEL, shouldn't he have been spending his time Tattoing clients instead of spending all the workday posting for people to show their work and talking kaboodles to people who have legitimate q's about apprenticeship and whatnot? anyway I am just a little curious as to who and how they got this taintlip to run away...? Sorry I don't post very often but I read everyday, This seems like a good story.
Personally, I think if he was so adamant about people and his so called "scratchers" and beginners to show their work all the time than he was probably stealing it as they are "Scratchers" and beginners and would be pretty easy to steal artwork from...? Maybe this has already been discussed but is that a possibility?
Nevermind I read below and found the issue, No need to bring up the issue again the conversation is dead, sorry about bringing it up. Funny Though.
This is what I get for respecting you and the board?????????
Damn Dude! Sheesh!
Owl, I thank you for respecting me, but I dont want you two to stop bickering for me, I want you two to realize what this sounds like to the few thousand people reading everyday and how to bow out of it effectively for your own sake. Dont mean to sound harsh on the two of you, thanks for participating and the chuckles.