Offering left side of body

Hello My name Is Troy williams I live In new York City and I love the art of Tattoo's, But with a wife two kids rent bills i dont have the money. So i have came up with the option to offer the left side of my body to an artist who does good work. I will let him/her do the work as long as they incoperate two things in the tattoo Both of my kids names thats it it will require covering up an old tattoo on my arm . I dont want to sound like im getting over but i feel the best still need practice and im offering my body as that canvis Im a young black male and im trying to getr the work done before my 25th birthday if interested please contact me at 347-219-8795 by the way my birthday is September 22nd