okay the truth

i'm not really a female, i'm pre-op and 23. my portfolio got burned in a fire and i'm really just angry. sorry

Yeah Ok we will ACT like we give a flyin fuck! Assmaggot

thank you tubby <3

No prob skank Hey look guys...its the new Bob Ross!! Lets play!...Plan B

pre-op huh? changing genders, are we? Good luck

I'm pre-limp.....

thanks

Angry about what exactly your portfolio being burned. Or being a 23 year old post-op

I think this person just likes being a dick in general. To each his/her own, I guess.

Sorry, but a dick appears to be just what they DON'T want to be/have. I believe there's an appropriate c-word.

You're right.. But I'll just call this person a twat instead...

okay

They don't do cover ups (or Addadictomies) later on if you change your mind....................... I know at least one dumbshit who had all the right responses, had his tally whacked, only to find out he loved women, and was forced to become a lesbian.......................Made a lot of sense!!!!!!!

Actually, since you're here... Which would you prefer to be called? I mean, it's going to be your nickname... you may as well have a say..

How about Bobless,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,instead of Bobross?

I GOT IT!!!!! Bobbitt! as in John Wayne Bobbitt!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure, why not......................................he changed his name anyway..................to Les Johnson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The 'itt' part is particularily poignant, don't you think? Or was that off color?

Addadictomies! Guffaw - guffaw! Bobless! Chortle, gasp, fall off chair... But seriously folks: it's still yours, can't you keep it for later? In alcohol? Or in the freezer? Or taxidermied and mounted in a wildlife tableau? Then if you change your mind (a woman's prerogative), one tube of crazy glue and you're back on your game! Orr... your game is back on you. Then again, if it's kept in the freezer and the kids want a hotdog...

*snot* Ras.... I love you, man...

Les Johnson! shriek - scream, gasp, gasp... and then... and then... the movie of his life will be "Free Willy"... "Snake down the Drain?"

anyone ever heard of the song 'Detachable Penis'?

Hear about the new movie? DICKS ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ras, Now, from what I understand.................they turn an Audi into an innee.........leaving no man's penis behind. Yes, that's right..............they take one of those fish (FISH, OMG!!) knives, and filet that puffer into garnish. Then, for months after, the subject has to insert a prosthetic pee pee into the new orifice for at least 20 minutes each day to get it ready for use.........................Good times!!!!! TCE

Tim.... Why do you know so much about this?

TAz, Sounds at least interesting....................unlike the existing P.O.S.. theval, Yes. TCE

theval, Read post somewhere above. DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMIIIIITTT!! TCE

awesome

So then we are agreed.......................we shall call you 'Awesome'.

Snap-On Tools ????? Ha Ha Ha I thought it was funny........

radtacular

So when ya getting the banana peel Koochie?

Fish knives skewering in the slindle? Inserting the column into one's own fundament? Ouch! I guess a pre-op must REALLY REALLY want to be a post op. Ouch dammit! TCE, i seem to recall that your butchering info, er, medical details, were recounted in detail in a South Park. Is this the source of your biological expertise? Please say it's not first-hand. Or first fish-knife.

Then again, i'm prepared to lie submissively for hours while strangers rip and poke at my skin with mysterious compounds in the needle. Enjoy your op, koochiesore, er "Awesome", and please don't send pictures.

Rasclarke................... The father of an ex-girlfriend traded in his Audi, and during the pre-op period, over several dinners we had to hear the nauseating details about electrolosis and saving Ryan's privates and what not. I can't say he was any more attractive as a women who clearly WAS a man......................................but whatever. Then, my sister has a friend who was a very feminine young man, and he went through with the surgery, and became a fairly attractive young woman (to those who didn't know better), only to discover that he was in fact attracted to women, and had made a HORRIBLE mistake!! Between the two of these subjects, I managed to catch a few details on the process, although I'll never understand the logic behind it. TCE

I wonder if a post-op is really a woman (assuming that was the direction of the change) or just (viz South Park) a man with no penis. I can't see the logic either.

A woman with manly features and a dry juicer is not any more attractive than a really affeminate male. Now get back in your marinade!!!!!!!!!

Yes, master. *gurgle, gurgle*