OT: Caption contest

Saw this photo and loved it. We should have a caption contest, the winner will get... something!

Bush: So how many babies have you eaten this week? Pope: 32.... you?

Pope's thinking: i bet he was a cute little boy . . . . Bush's thinking: ha ha he's wearing a dress, ha ha

pope: "i was once a hitler youth" bush: "i thought you were the grand wizard like my daddy" eww

Bush thinking: Maaan, my laser eyes dont work! Pope thinking: He has been looking at me all evening. I better hide my boner...

Bush: KKK? Pope: Jawohl!