SATURDAY NITE CHECK IN

TAz is here! Who else without a life and who isn't out pursuing alcohol sex and drugs ( maybe rock n roll?) is here tonight?...I'm bored!!!

Well, I can't do any of the above since I am still at work and just as equally as bored....

I'm here.. because alcohol and drugs are boring..

Hey! Now that's labeling! ANd labeling isn't nice!

Okay.. so alcohol has the potential to introduce you to many new people.. like the wall in my friend's apartment building.. Drugs, however.. are boring.. and BAD.. really BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD.. Dame desu ne..

I'm here because there's no where interesting around here to drink.........................drinking at home sucks!!

TAz, Is there anywhere interesting there to drink? Your house, maybe?

oF COURSE!!...mY RANCHERIA!!

Okay, then it's 85 days too long at this moment!!

I'm coming early (it's a gift I'm given), so it's only 81 or 82 days for me........................when's Ras gettin' there? We need to have a pre-party PARTY!!

I'm trying to convince people to come play Euchre with me.. -shrugs-

Oh we will Tim ...we WILL!!!

I'm here but I'm passing the fuck out... i have to be up early.... nite

Euchre.............................is that in the Soviet Union? How do you play............................drop a bunch of bricks off the roof onto your head? Doh!!!! Bad Timmy!!!!!!!!!! That's a bad Timmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a card game.. pronounced Yew-ker.. it's actually rather complicated.. but, I'm sure if you wanted an explaination.. I could give you a blow by blow, crash-course in Euchre playing.. or something similar called Oh Shit!

Now, I heard of Oh Shit!! I've never been much of a game player though.........................unless it was within the confines of a relationship.

Oh Shit is very similar to Euchre, except Euchre is only played with four people, and 9-Ace cards.. Jacks of the color of trump are the highest.. you have to follow suit, and can't reneg.. oh, and you have partners.. loners are always fun though..

Four people..................what, like one guy and three girls? Can you use clothes as chips?

lol.. it's not a casino game sugar.. it's played a lot here in Indiana.. 'cause a lot of Indiana families are 4 people.. at least families with older children.. it's fun.. but it's not like poker where you bet and stuff..

One would think.. with most cooking terms being either French or Japanese.. that cooks would be able to get the pronunciation right.. yeah.. I'm watching Iron Chef America..

Now, I don't know about casinos in Indiana, but even here in liberal California, you can't take your clothes off if you lose a round.......I was assuming you would be playing in a home, just not with family members.....................family members.....?.....EWWW!!!

My cousin Jimmy was on that show once..................

Casino game is used as a term for any game played in a casino.. therefore, you can bet on it.. lol.. and I'm pretty sure casinos aren't even legal in Indiana..

Hey TAZzy, Did you get the email picture I sent you? TCE

Casinos are only legal in California if Indians own them. It's strange though,,,,,,,,,,,,I've never seen an Indian working in any them, at least not a native Indian.

lol.. I think that would be the case here if we had any Native Americans.. but Mad Anthony Wayne pretty much so took care of that.. as Harmond tried to..

I don't know if these are authentic Indians anyway.............I get the feeling it's all a political stunt.

lol.. they probably are.. I have enough Native American blood to get compensation from the government.. I'm 1/4 cherokee.. but you wouldn't be able to tell by looking at me..

Yeah, but you're 75% something else, and that's all that should matter.............................or am I wrong? LOL!!

lol.. That 75% = 50% German.. and Irish.. and Dutch.. I have a hard time picking out which features I got from which place..

Timmy....WHAT PICTURE??? ANd can ya send me that one of tools drummer again?

TAz, The picture of the tree....................? You mean you didn't get it? Yeah, I can re-send the other one, but I have to do it from my home computer. Maybe Tuesday. I want that shirt he was wearing. TCE

Destined.............. I'm half Irish, and half middle eastern shit of sorts.......................it's a volatile concoction!! Superfly TNT!! TCE

You can call me Amber.. lol.. can you even begin to imagine my temper though? That concoction of ethnicities? I guess in the end it doesn't really matter where all my features come from, as long as they're pleasing, oui?

Amber, You didn't mention Italian, so your temper can't be that bad.................or are you a Gemini? TCE

lol.. I'm Irish.. that's temper enough.. and no.. I'm an aquarius.. Plus the certain tempers associated to my different families.. and the Cherokee have temper enough.. I believe I've got a more than fair share of temper.. and believe me.. It's really hard to control.

Why control it? Let it fly!!!!! Why should you suffer the consequences when someone else pisses you off?

Because my temper is completely irrational, and accomplishes nothing.. when I lose my temper.. it's not pretty.. I can get enraged at the simpilest things.. it's not pretty.. and I feel bad for anyone on the receiving end of my temper when I do lose it.. I just try to channel my temper into other, more productive things.. Yeah, I know.. a angry woman is a hot woman.. but nooooo.. it makes me feels like I have little horns..

I'm exactly the same........................and I've been since I was a little kid. I get fucking pissed working on my car in the driveway, and just start cussing with all the neighbors walking by shaking their heads. I don't care, cuz I'm a happy camper when I'm done venting. Road rage on the other hand, is a bit of a problem...............

lol.. I'm sure my neighbors are happy I'm no longer the angsty angry teenager I was when we first moved here.. I've normaled up.. appearance-wise.. lol. Of course, they weren't too happy about the shouting match I had with my mom back in June at 2 am.. in the driveway.. I ended up with an ugly bruise for graduation.. but.. oh well, I won.

That doesn't sound like a shouting match....

-shrugs- Mostly a shouting match.. that ended with me driving away and spending the night at a friend's..

And, how long ago was that? Graduation.............+..............elapsed time.............=...........

I graduated in June.. yeah.. I'm a young one..

Amber...have you sent your pic in to Baker for the FAMILY site yet? And have you decided to come to our little halloween soire' yet?...Hope you can make it...you seem like one of the "good" ones!!...TAz

Oh, nothing wrong with that.......................but sometimes people come on here and act stupid and arrogant, which is fine too, but they either don't know when to step off, or when to lighten up. TCE

Yeah.. I sent the pic in.. I dunno if you've seen it yet, but it's on my myspace page.. I can post the link again if you haven't.. and as far as coming to your little fete, I'm still not sure.. I'll have a better idea about the beginning of September, once I get more into the schedule of work/school/play.. lol.. I may have to pass on the dinner though, unless I can just chill.. 'cause I'm extremely allergic to cheese, and moderately lactose intolerant..

And thanks for the complement TAz.. I appreciate it.. I try to be fair to everyone.. sometimes though.. people just get on my nerves..

Yes, come party with us old timers!! Ya know, my sister's an Aquarius, and she doesn't seem to have any kind of a temper. She just sucks it up when people piss her off.

lol.. I'll seriously try.. but it brings up the question of transpo. and lodging.. and if I drive it's a 10 hour drive, and if I fly.. I won't have any transportation.. As far as being an Aquarius.. I feel that my sign only somewhat affects my personality.. I have a lot of the traits of an Aquarius.. lost in the clouds sometimes.. passionate, et cetera.. but I'm also a dragon.. born on the day of the dragon..

Oh no dear you won't have to sit it out...just let me know if you are coming and I'll make something special for ya!! And Tim...I have been looking at the pics of your feet/legs ...Your line work is essentially good...there are a few little errors and some under runs and double lining but its all fixable...I would like for you to start scrubbing the tattoos daily with a NATURAL loofa sponge..( found in bath and beauty departments every where) .you can scrub and scrub because these loofas break down before you can damage the skin...use a pure soap ( Ivory) and lukewarm water..rinse well then moisturize with MINERAL OIL follow these instructions and you will be more than ready in October for me to fix you up!!!...Get it?...Got it?....GOOD!!!

Chinese zodiac is in years......................so it was the YEAR of the dragon. I'm a rabbit....................?.......................oh, I know why!!

Whats a 10 hour drive to hang out with us for a weekend!!...You can be our bands tour manager!!...I'll even let you drive my hearse Angelique!! And you can be a TAzette Dead Girl!!...Gonna be a LOT of fun kiddo! Some of the best tattoo artists in the country will be there along with some damn fine entertainment! Can ya give me yer myspace link again so I can add ya? Then you will get all the updates!

TAz, Will do man!! Starting tomorrow. I essentially love the design.................it's just the small details during the tattooing that got overlooked, and the other problems that upset me. I wanted this to be my prize piece, and I thought it out for a long time. Some of it I must have drawn on myself a hundred times before settling. It'll be badass when you get done with it!!!!!!! TCE

10 hours.............?..................Come on!!!!!!!! I'm driving 1900 miles each way!!

TAz, What about the Beaver Balm? Keep using that, or just the mineral oil? TCE

Just the oil for now til I work on you again...did ya get the Badger Balm?

lol.. like I said.. I'll try.. I've barely driven on the highway out of the city, not to mention out of the state.. and as for being born on the day of the dragon.. Yes, I was born in the year of the dragon.. but the day of the Chinese New Year itself is called the Day of.. that particular year.. therefore, I was born on the Day of the Dragon as well.. and that's great TAz.. I'd love to.. is it a costume party by any chance? http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=70247585 There's my Myspace.. and for anyone who can't see it.. here's one on photobucket http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/deathlily/DSC005602.jpg

Sexy.........................what's that you're wearin'?

Part of a halloween costume a few years back.. a bustier.. it's fun..

Ok Amber...I am gonna forward the pic to Baker our Family site guru so he can add ya ...if thats ok that is!

Yes, IT looks like fun........................but you, well, you look....................underage!! TCE

That's fine.. I emailed it to him the other day.. but my computer is a fiend.. and for some reason.. I've felt like a major geek today..

Oh goody we are just now getting pulled over by St. joe cops...I'll be back in a minute...I hope!

I swear to you I was of legal age when that picture was taken.. by me..

Got donuts?

I swear to you I was of legal age when that picture was taken.. by me..

Amber, Illogical Captain! You said it was a few years ago, and then you also said you were only 18 NOW!! I think you're busted (guessing from the photo)!!!

TAz, You can't park that animal here!!

No, you misunderstood. The bustier was from a halloween costume a few years ago.. I was a sort of.. evil fairy with a bullwhip.. the picture was taken in Mayish.. I think.

Either way, you're busted.

Busted for what? Certainly not for being a geek and understanding the bumpersticker I saw to say that said "There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1"...

TAz, Tell 'em you got a party to host......................................in October. DAMMIT!!! Offer them a ride.........

Amber, if you understood that, you're a geek!!!! I, on the other hand, am not a geek...............

I am a geek.. 127.0.0.1 has to do with bandwidth..

Shit, I hope TAz doesn't have any warrants.......................we haven't had an election yet!!

Ok I'm back! WHEW!!!! I thought I was IN TROUBLE....Guess what they wanted? To talk about gettin a tattoo!!! Jesus H. Christ!! And Nita ( the lil Messkin thing drivin me around just about shit too! Glad I left the Pistola at home! And thank God shes of age! (I think...I better chech huh?

lol?

A bandwidth that = a radio station? Well, maybe I would have understood that if I had seen it. I wouldn't have been so naive as to tune in though.

Bandwidth refers to high speed internet..

Yeah, Jesus, that was scary from my end!!!!!!!

Nope ...no warrants Tim...I have been a very good boy...off parole for over a year now!! For the first time since I was 18!!!

Amber, still wouldn't tune in!!!!!!!! I'm too cheap.

lol.. man.. I need more light..

TAz, LOL!! I bet them boys in the joint wish you'd come back!!!!! I guess it's good the cops want you on the outside too!!

Prison tattoos.. -shudders-

Amber, What, in your picture? Yeah, really, I can't see past your bust!

I'll tell ya what ...just for nearly causin me to have a stroke ...when they get tattooed I am usin the "special needles"!! Fuckers!

lol.. no.. not in my picture.. I'm trying to read.. and I need more light.. I think I have to put down this very interesting novel for the night.. which is just as well.. If I didn't, I'd probably read all night.

That's the point, TAz' stuff probably doesn't look like prison issue, even if it IS! TAz, did you ever tattoo in lock up? Oh, we can't talk about that here.............................

lol.. I guess that's true.. but then.. Indiana really isn't that blessed with absolutely superb tattoo artists.. though my artist is pretty good.

TAz, You mean the ones with hooks on the ends? Like a 24 round?

Prison tattoos?...Yeah thats a whole nuther thing!... Fuck this I'm gonna have her park Angelique in my driveway so we can...talk!

Talk... riiiiiight..

Nope we will leave the prison tattoo thing alone for now! And Amber...there are some AWESOME tattoo artists in Indiana Kiddo!...They hide under rocks!

Talk to her for me, will ya?

Then they avoid the Fort of Lame like the Egyptians avoid the plagues..and you know.. when I tend to pick up rocks.. things like scorpions and giant wolf spiders like to try to eat me..

I don't want to talk about prison tattoos anyway.................that scares me man! Mmmmm, Amber, what do you do around there?

What do you mean, what do I do around here?

Ok Kids...I am being led into my house by Louisa...or Ramona or whatever the fuck her name is....I gotta sign off for the night so I can .................ACKmnu qef qpew7tf 74 -4q=4rt1fc'mda1!!!!

On another note.. Iron Chef America is on again.. and I'm going to jump into the TV and shake them until they pronounce sake right.. it's sahkay.. not sahkey..

sEE YA TOMORROW!!!...T

Later TAz..

Well, I think TAz has forsaken us for another. What do you do around FT. LAME? What is there to do there? I grew up in Chicago, lived there till I was 17, and I still hate it there. It's a cool town to visit, but damned if I'd ever want to live there again. Friggin cops there, pull people over in the traveled lanes of traffic in places where there are no shoulders. Like they can't go to a safe space to write a ticket. Instead they have to block an entire lane,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,fucking idiots!

lol.. well, mainly, I read, paint, hang with friends, shoot guns, and listen to music.. there's not a whole lot TO do around here.. as far as the cops.. they've got this real elaborate trap set up for the past/next couple of weeks in the two busiest intersections in town..

Oh, so what, I'm the last comic standing? Fine..............say hi to my cousin Jimmy on da chef show!!

I dunno.. if you'd like to carry this over to some sort of instant messenger.. or something.. that'd be cool..

Meh? I'm just listening to it.. I put the book down 'cause it was giving me a headache.. and it's the same episode that was on when I was complaining about pronunciation earlier.. dame.. dame desu ne.

Driving there sucks ass!!! Yeah, it's real safe, because you can't ever get moving..................and end up stopping at every light.....................with no cross traffic!!

Amber, just email me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I don't have messenger on this computer. I'm not at home.

Since you lived in Chicago.. I'll assume you know where the Fort is.. but yeah.. smaller population than most places.. I usually don't have a problem with driving.. and can usually time the lights right so I don't hit all of them..

Nah.. this is fine..

Awww, I think I've been abandoned.

Hmmm.... Tim made another late night friend.... But what will The Val think of this?!?!?!?

Hopefully not threatened?

Ha! Amber, no!!!! Our good friend Theval was the first to fall victim to the late night shananigans of TCE.... Later it developed into a threesome, involving said two and myself, feet, and rubber animals.... All in good fun kiddo!!!! =) Speaking of Theval, where are ya darlin'? I miss yer fancy pants!

Sounds hot..

*snot*.... it was something alright! Amazing what the minds of three different people, living in three very different parts of the country will come up with..... just look for the 500 + thread post. You'll see what I mean. *lol*

Would you like some pie?

What kind of pie.................................? Theval's dissing me.

She's not dissin'. Just wrapped up in school work....

No, I think I got her addicted to ebaums......................

I will agree with that. Bless her heart, she has found some funny shit!!!! ... She's still a Hawty! though!

Apricot.. I've been working my magic in the kitchen again.. baking magic, that is..

No apricot....................not my speed. J-werk, I got her addicted to that site in about 10 seconds.

EBaums is cool ...for about 10 minutes then you've pretty much seen all there is to see...try consumptionjunction.com....there vidoe archives go back YEARS!!!....Its GREAT!!!

Apricot just happened to be the particular flavor for the week.. I try to bake a pie every weekend.. I can make some serious magic in my oven.. lol..

.... someone is fitting in quite well.... =P

I...But I....If you just... Aw hell even I can't touch that one! WaYYYYYYY too easy!

I hear ya pal!!!!!! Oooooooch. I didn't want to give theval any more shit to distract her..............there's also hilariousvideos.com..........and.......well.........enough.

Ahhh.. but you can touch it all you want.. the comment that is.. =P

Amber just happened to be the flavor of the week...................MY BEER, I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY BEER!!!!!!!! Hey, what ever happened to our tummy minx, Melissa?

She went on a trip somewhere. Said she would be away for a while. Don't rememeber what post it was on.....

I guess once she conquered and divided us, she lost interest........ See how they are? There can be no surrender!!!!!!!