TAzfest UPDATE!!!!

Ok It is now OFFICIAL...TAzfest 2006 will be held at the Postal Workers Hall at St.Joseph Avenue and Highland Ave in St. Joseph Missouri on October 27th&28th! Festivities start at 6:00 PM on Friday the 28TH Dinner will be served at 7:30 pm It is important that you e-mail Taz [email removed] to register for attendance...please give me an idea of how many people you are bringing with you. All are welcome!! Refreshments, food and libations will be provided by Painted Angel however you are welcome to bring your own booze! Protected motorcycle parking in the rear of the building! If you need transportation from the airport in Kansas City please let us know in advance and we will pick you up!!! There will be a costume contest!! Losers will be eaten!

I'm there baby!!!!!!!......................and I'm comin' alone!!!!

You know I'll be there!Pick me up at the airport.

I'm there!

I'm there, somehow, some way, but will need somebody to pick me up at the airport. Details when I've got em.

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i will PROBABLY be there. and if i make it plan on meeting Samira!! (unless i can find a really amazing babysitter - ie sucker my parents)

Bee, "probably" is such a long, nasty word full of spit an syllables.... Just say "yes", .....please?

i want to say yes!! it all depends on the terms of the lease -- i'm opening my own biz. how's about a 99% yes? :)

99% Yes, eh?.....You drive a hard bargain Madam Bee.....What if I come up with the other 1%?....Hmmmm?

hmm. is that 1% some kind of incentive?

Why yes Ma'am it is.... =)

okies. welp. i'm going to try my hardest then. :)

Very glad to hear it. =)

Anyone between the left coast and there up for a road trip??????? TCE

Hell Tim I'll fly out just to drive back with ya!

You'll fly to San Jose to drive back to there!?!..................Boy, are you crazy? I was looking to help save someone a few bucks, or for them to help ME save a few bucks.............................You're looking to spend EXTRA BUCKS!!! Hell, just send ME money for airfare, and I'll FLY back with YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! TCE

Maybe we can pick up Al on the way..................He can Hong Kong Phooey people when my road rage gets out of control; which is inevitable.

TCE -- How long of a drive is it?? I know it took me 4 days to go from NJ to AZ, but I dawdled and checked out a few sights along the way. I'd be interested in this if I can find a sitter for the babe. (especially since i hate planes)

Bee, I drove trucks for 17 years....................so I burn baby!!!!!! Even stopping at night, it only took 3 days from Charlotte to San Jose. I have family in Phoenix, and that takes about 10-11 hours. I'm pretty sure that I'm going to drive, the difference is WHAT I'm going to drive......... TCE (the sun hath made haste it's retreat)

what do you mean by WHAT you're going to drive??? do you have a fleet of cars/trucks/buses?!

Hey Bee...if you can ride a hog ol hotspark is looking for someone to come with and I think he has the scooters! Hey quit laughing Tim and JASON!!!...I am showing my sensitivity to the female gender by including Bee in what SOME would consider a Mans thing...ie...ridin a chopper cross country!! So FUCK YA!!

sounds like fun actually -- never been on a motorcycle or anything like that. (not unless you count an atv, and i DON'T) i better start bribing my parents now to babysit!

Well Toots if ya haven't ridden before probably not the best idea to learn on a long trip!!...I still hope you come...wipin Jasons slobbers off the keyboard is gettin old!! Pitiful bastard!

Oh sure, run off with the burley biker!!!!!!!!!! Fine, that's okay, it's a lot further for him to drive.................

he's picking up veggie habits?! i hear electro-shock therapy works well, and it's entertaining... ;)

TCE.... hey. can't blame a girl for being tempted by a big bike. really i wouldn't want anyone to come out of the way to pick me up, i'd feel guilty. especially with gas being so pricey! i'd drive it myself if i had a better sense of direction -- i love driving long distance.

I have you know I wipe my slobber up every night before I go to bed....and put it in a jar on my nightstand to keep me company....Tell me about the tha rabbits again Taz....

That's why they made road atlas's..................

very true. and mapquest/yahoomaps etc i'm off! goodnight!

I'd drive, but I don't wanna miss out on the airline peanuts and that little tub of butter-style product for my individually wrapped toast!

Haven't flown much lately, have ya? SMC1

Postal Workers Hall!?!

Yes POSTAL WORKERS HALL....PROBLEM WITH THAT? This hall is a HUGE and very nice hall with a large stage a kitchen and lots of parking...we have been having our shindigs there for years and it is GREAT!!!!...holds 800+ people...T

By the way I am thinkin about dedicating a little portion of our Tazfest to the Patriot Guards and inviting those fine men and women to join us...whatcha think fellas? These guys go to a lot of expense and trouble to keep those Westboro Baptist freaks in check and I think they deserve our respect and a bit of acknowledgement...maybe a nice trophy or plaque or something...any ideas?

Take off the mask Tim....You shouldn't play games on the elderly like that....

I could live with that...instead of a trophey, perhaps the skins off of one of those fuckers?....

What do ya think we are havin for dinner? Cook em slow they taste like chicken!

That's it!!!!!!!!! J-werk, find me a Newman mask, I know what I'm going as!! TCE

Remember folks...this is a HALLOWEEN party too!! Be gettin those scary, sexy (oh YEAH!) costumes together!! First prize for the best costume will be a $500 dollar gift certificate from Painted Angel!!

I'll just go as myself......................a pigman!

Also gonna have a tattoo contest my friends! Any other ideas of fun stuff we can do just e-mail me folks! Any requests?

How 'bout pin the tail on the Donkey? Krystoff...............?

Noooooooooooooooooo, you can't have a tattoo contest!!!!! Not fair!! TCE

And Bee, to answer your previous inquiry, the choices are............The Dodge Ram, the Dodge Caravan, and the Chevy Sprint-----------Personally, I'm leaning toward the truck, but we'll see where gas is by then. TCE

Krystof...Goddamned donkey is in jail....in Mexico

No TAz, It was MY suggestion, I was simply prompting Krystoff for feedback on the idea......... I'm sure we can find another donkey......................steal one out of a Nativity scene. TCE

Ooops!!! One F........sorry bro'... TCE

Can band members enter into the contests?? Hmmmm......

Of course the only people who are NOT eligible will be employees of Painted Angel!!...YEE FUGGIN HAW!!!!

Lord Erlich...of course you are invited if you can make it!! NEW FUN STUFF!!!! We will be holding a treasure hunt at a local cemetery!!! Jack o lantern tossing contest!!! Bullseye Flash people wil have a booth set up!! We will be accepting donations for Sailor Jerry up in Canada...Jerry has been beset with a lot of health problems recently and needs our help!!! Get on the list folks!! Its not that far away!!!....TAz and the Crew!

And guess what the what the treasure is!!!!... Me! *Whack!* DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

Alright - this is your official notice: it is my plan, since i have three months to figure stuff out, to attend your libidinous festivities this october. I intend to bring all of my multiple personalities, and none of them drink liquor, but all of them desire... er... stimulation. Obviously i can't bring my own. When i win the lottery, you all can come and lime with me! All i really need is a place to sleep, or something to keep me awake for the duration. I am hairy, but clean, reasonably well housebroken, and i won't sharpen my claws on your furniture. Not unless you ask me to, anyway. Incidentally, mating season for the Jamaican ink-bearing guttersnipe is January 0 to December 32.

Alright fugger, if you ain't bringing your own stimulation, you better keep your butt up on the sofa, because I'll probably have consumed enough alcohol for both of us!!!!! TCE

Damn! I'll be up in Churchill Manitoba then, hopefully selling jewelry and raking the dough in hand over fist...I'll be thinking of you guys for sure...