TAzs butt exam

Ok folks...I just know one of the assholes that work for me is gonna spill the beans so I am gonna burst their bubbles and tell you myself... Yes I am going in for a prostate exam thursday! Now go ahead and have yer fun...lets hear all the butt hole jokes and I just KNOW Krystoff is gonna have a ball with this one!...TAz

prostate cancer is no laughing matter............................i mean ass cancer

Krystoffs doing the exam??????

I plead the 5th... that's all i'm sayin'.

i told you to get rid of that damm donkey and i still have the negatives too! wait whats that? HAMMY! OH SWEET JESUS WHAT HAS HE DONE TO YOU !!!???? krystof help out here would ya! seriously (BROTHER) I HOPE IT ALL GOES WELL AND TURNS OUT OK!

You're a brave man.........................I had one of those "Plaster of Paris" enemas due to some internal bleeding after a rafting incident back in '97, and I vowed "Never again!". I'm just going to eat my Wheaties, and when it's my time, I'm outta here! Besides, I don't have health insurance............tattoos are more important. Then on the other hand, I'm pretty stupid to get tattoos with no health insurance. Hope all is well with you. TCE

Oh, and speaking of butt's....................................How many pianos did Liber-ce have? I don't know either, but he had organs up the ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taz, my deepest sympathy is extended to you, that whole prostate thing can be very scarry. A good friend of mine is dealing with the same issue, I wont razz him about it untill i know it isnt serious. oh ya, by the way, im fresh out of the hospital myself bro, had to have alot of emergency surgery done, Gaulbladder removed, Spleen removed, and was dealing with an inner abdominal infection called peritinitis, that bad infection that diabetics get. fucked up thing is I was in the same hospital me brother and sister are in, but wasnt allowed to go see them because of the infections I had. so im down for a bit, wont be doing any work for a while. but ill still be stopping in at TattooNow to see whats up. good luck, and take care. Mortis

Good luck Taz.. Hope everything eerr... comes out.. okay.... And Mortis, Yikes! Get better and quick! Hope you are on the road to recovery yah?

Ya mean ya gotta be sick to get a prostate exam? Shit , I thought it was just fer fun!!! Mortis, hope ya get better as well as yer family...get the fuck out of that bed and get to work ya old fuck!!...TAz

ya, im on the road to recovery, thanks for askin, and thanks for everyones concern, Im hopefull to be done with it all before june is out, but on the positive side, i can use the time i have laying on my ass to pump out some serious flash. Mortis

Yeah and send ME some!!!

Ill do that brother, give me a little time, im working on a couple very nice pieces right now, I will finish them, and get it off to you. it will be the original drawing, not a dupe. Mortis

damn and i was nervous cause the apprentice has strepth throat..lol.. i hope youre doing okay mortis and i hope everything works out for ya taz! every year i go for my check up my dr. reminds me how many more years to the old prostate exam and im like weehhhhwww.. but hey you gotta do what you gotta do right? i hear people saying screw that id rather get sick but fuck that man even though this world is crazy im trying to enjoy the journey while im on it. best of luck to all and remember when the going gets tough, the tough get going!!!

Sorry for ASSking this BUTT I Hope Everything COMES OUT okay in the END! (Sorry Taz, couldn't help it. Those exams are a PAIN IN THE ASS).

isn't just a finger up the butt? Geez.....you men are such WIMPS! TRY GIVING BIRTH! (ok, I'll step off the "mama" box) Taz, get it done and feel good! Sending clean bill of health vibes! meow!

Actually don't think it'll be all that bad...in fact I kinda like it when one of the TAzettes stick their.....ummmm ...well....nuff said?

I'm glad you have a sense of humor on it Taz, but I won't fuck with it. I'm just hoping that your test results are OK. However, I'm wondering how the donkey's results came out, Dr. Taz?

Krystof, as a professional I feel that more tests on said donkey are necessary...unfortunately the donkey in question does NOT subscribe to that point of view and has forgone the required nightly testing and has escaped....then again he may have been stolen... Krystof?..... KRYSTOF???????????????????

Oh come on Tazz you know it aint no big deal. You know you LOVE havin shit shoved up your ass you flaming ass fagot. The only reason that you are going to get a prostate exam done is because it is a free way to get shit shoved in your ass. Must be you are sick of payin for it huh bitch. You and your doc got a real "CLOSE" relationship huh FAGOT. Well have fun. You disease infested flaming fagot you.

WOW....dont they say a skunk sniffs its own hole first? Always wonder about these online homophobics? Trying to cover something are we????? lol

All kidding aside, Good luck today Taz. -S

allllll right who put the donkey in my yard and poor hammy RIP he he donkey be next i loathe it all lol best of luck brother

Isn't it AMAZING just how tough people get behind a keyboard?....

Hey Taz sorry about that bro I was only kidding. Prostate cancer is nothing to joke about. I know I prolly took it to extremes but i couldnt help myself. It was all in good fun and I just want to apologize for the shit that I said. Hope everything turns out alright for you man. Good Luck

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WOOF WOOF AS LONG AS TAZ ACCEPT'S APOLOGY this dog's leash will loosen up some nice to know and see the apology. i know taz personally he's a good joe.

I have been gone way too long... Is everything ok, Taz? I hope everything turns out for the best. Much love to ya brotha from anotha motha, Ang

Best of luck Taz It's no laughiong matter but I hope this helps you keep smiling http://srv10.ezyreg.com/~estimate/filearea/billyconnolly.mpg

Ok guys and gals...my butt is in amazing shape for an old guy...only problem is I keep getting calls from my doctor wantin to buy me dinner! Thanks for your concern everyone!!...TAz

so buy him dinner and shut him up LOL

He's stalking me!

I told you TAz, the FDS spray was going to be too much!....*resumes buffing sidewalk.*

Well I like FDS...Does kinda have an aftertaste though!

I don't think the spray is what is causes the after taste.... *shudders and begins licking foot.*

TAz, Your doctor doesn't happen to be that creepy Burger Queen, does he? You may wake up one of these mornings with that fucker in your bed serving you breakfast...........................laughing over the previous nights escapades. WOW, what a marketing gimmick....I just don't get it. TCE

Thanks Tim...now I gotta get back in counseling!

That's butt DOWN on the sofa, or else you're gonna have that same problem all over again! TCE

A Haiku For you: I'm so glad to hear That Taz's rear is now clear Now that summer's here. xo mamacat

AWWWW...Thats so CUTE!!!