The usual subject....

who's lurking around here tonight?

I am. Big shock!

*falls out of chair in amazement* Just kidding. :o) How YOU doin?

here at the car wash hanging around with the laptop waiting for the car to be ready :P

..Johnny, Angry Johnny, this is, this is Jezebel in hell.....

I wanna blow you............away.....

Coffee please?

How is my snookie cookie?

hi snookie pookie. are you feeling better?

*hands coffee to Amber and says HI to cravinink* So....who's feeling crazy tonight? Wanna hear something funny? I managed to turn my hair the color of macaroni and cheese. Purely accidental. Absolutely horrid.

Angery Kohnny and the Killbillies are a GREAT band check em out at getangery.com

Hmm... never heard of 'em.. Front page of website is interesting...

I'm here ...at least til I manage to piss off someone..Here Hee!!! Wassup peoples?.. Macaroni and cheese?...I wanna see a pic!

Well, kinda. I only had the dry heaves this morning. Which might I add sets a wonderful image for my sister's new roomates as we moved her into her apartment for college.... I am such a classy guy.... And although that madness has subsided I now am now in a chess match with indigestion and have been burping spagettios and hotdogs for a while now... however the cramps keep my attention away from the metallic taste that has seemed to put up throw pillows and curtains in my mouth.... I think I have pink eye.

That is not something that warranted a photo... I got it fixed today.. But I assure you, mac and cheese was a dead on match. Who ya gonna piss off? :o) You're a perfectly pleasant ray of fucking sunshine! (smugs)

J, that sucks. I'm sorry you feel like ass. I don't think eating tomato based foods are going to help the metallic taste. Try something like chicken noodle soup or something... And DON'T rub your eyes!! *sends magic healing vibes*

Clocking in...although I've been here all day :), how goes it peeps?

YAY COFFEE!!! -snatches- Shanks.. no need for a nap now!

Wud up, Jer... You have been on here all day..... for the love of god.......get a life!!! lol.

haha, I'm working on it! I actually had my first day of training today...and I've got a "GI joes and army hoes" themed party to go to tonight. So I'm gettin there ;), just trying to make sure I've got my school/life plans figured out for the upcoming year...can't have a life without money...or at least much of one at least.

Yeah, but if you spend too much time making money, you won't have time for a life..

utterly true...but I've been out of work since april!!! (long ass story)...so I'm so happy to be back to work :)...for now...get back to me in two weeks

Hey TAz.. how do these sound? http://cookie.allrecipes.com/az/OatBananNtCkies.asp

lol.. I've been out of work since October.. so.. muah..

Why HELLOOOOOOO folks! It;s been a busy summer. Just found out my kid likes lima beans! Taking off to San Diego tomorrow. Still have not started my sleeve. Man, I was so hot to trot and now I've decided to firm up the ol' upper arms. Don;t want to sport a nice sleeve (or the making of one) with flabby arms! Also been on the internet researching adopting from China. Meowwwwwwww

How I wish I only felt like ass.... To quote "Weird Science", I feel more like a, "greesy cheese burger served in a dirty ashtray." Taz; I will be starting my new days off very soon. I will only have this coming sunday off and then work through the week up to, obviously, saturday and sunday. Just and FYI.

Amber...they sound YUMMY!!!!

Exellent, I like to make oatmeal cookies.. just not very many people like to eat them.. I'm currently working on a large blog entry..

Jason...actual quote was "a greasy bbq pork sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray"...Gotta keep ya honest!! I am happy ya got the weekends off thats cool!! Hope ya feel better!...NOT!!!...Suffer bitch...I did ...and I coughed on yer microphone the last time you were in the studio ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha aha aha ahaha aha ahhhahahahah!!!!!

Blog entry done.. and you know, making people sick is mean.. lol.. go being mean..

You old damn teachers pet...... But while I am thinking about it, Mike Gunther and His Restless Souls (The group I told you about on monday.) are going to be back at The Bone on Nov. 4th. I think you have been a good boy so far that I might drag your merry ass out to the bar.

I haven't been mean to someone in so long.. I'm forgetting how.. lol..

me either.... Maybe I've gotten nicer as I've gotten older.... Or maybe I just care less?....That's it... I've become apathetic...

Ah, apathy...I prefer to call it, "laid back"

lol.. I've gotten more nice due to my job..

Maybe I should rephrase... I haven't been super duper mean to anyone lately..as in I haven't yelled or anything like that.. But I'm an asshole to everyone. My job has made me a lot bitchier, and contributed to the apathetic attitude....

As I'm sitting here watching TV.. I realize something.. there are some foods whose flavor I just cannot stand.. most foods, even if I don't like it.. I can tolerate a few bites and push the rest around with my fork... but.. there are some foods I just can't eat... nori happens to be one of them..

what is nori?

Taz.....Its going out in the morning mail :) Enjoy

Nori es seaweed..

dude........sick..

Tell that to the nihon-jin..

Ok Pal...you just wait til ya come to the party I got a surprise for ya!!...And I WILL get ya to build me one of those copper like in the pic you sent me...I don't care what it costs....gotta have one...that machine is a work of art all by itself man!!! John people just don't get it...all these guys with not a tenth of your experience are tryin to give you advice...don't ya think its funny?...You are just sittin back chuckling aren't you ya fucker!!...LOL!!!!

J-Werk, did you crap out and go to bed? If so, damn you. You big freaking baby. Suck it up. Oh well. You're sick. Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Pansy.

Pussy assed mealy mouthed bitch boy weenie faced jack a whomp!!

tell us how you really feel. seriously. don't hold back. lol.

OH YEAH... I forgot to mention that I officially have LESS THAN 358 days left in the Air Force!!!!!!!!!! *doing the happy dance....doing the happy dance.....*

Pussy assed mealy mouthed bitch boy weenie faced jack a whomp!! Dang Taz! You're feeling good tonight!

I am on a roll! H8TR!!

The meds are wearing off...my straight razor is warm and keeps shifting in my sweaty palm as if it has something to say...sometimes they talk...... I am very alone...except for my razor...sometimes it talks....

Now you're scaring me TAz..

there are times that fear is a good thing ...a positive thing... do you ever see the blood in the mirror?...in the night ...in the dark?

Not anymore..

umm..TAz... These are unusual posts from you....... it's a little freaky...

Taz isn't here with us tonight hes ummmm ...asleep ..yeah thats it hes asleep! HEHhehheh

That's okay.. we all have a psychopath facet of our personality..

Its really dark here...sometimes the dark is good...they can't look in our eyes in the dark...sometimes when they look in our eyes they scream... ...a lot .....I wonder what they see

No. We don't.

They see.. well hell.. I dunno.. I sure as hell don't wanna know what people see when they look into mine..

Well....this thread is taking a very odd turn.....

Shit happens...... after you eat.

Pansy!? Jack-a-Whomp!? I will have you know that I said to hell with health and well-being lastnight, (after wrestling with a self mutilator... such is work.) and went out and got completely fuckwistled on Red Stripe.

....And also, Bee has NOT had her baby yet. Long story short, the nurses and doctors, save one, were dumb and said she had something(s) wrong. They tried to induce, didn't work, she had to stay in the hospital since they gave her the meds, and now she is back home.... Keep her in your thoughts. That poor kid is drained!

oh..OH.. so beer is more important than talking to your o.s.?!? I see how the fuck it is. Jerk. :p Poor Bee... that girl has been through a lot. I hope she feels better.

Amber............................. Shit happens when you eat oatmeal.........................and then add alcohol!! Hai Carumba!!!

Theval.... ~batting the baby blues~ ... I's still wuv you the mostest....

Wha? Molestes?

...you sick monkey.....

I don't make monkey's, I just spank 'em!! Well, one anyway...

You would....

And why wouldn't I......................................wooden eye!?!?!

peg leg, peg leg, peg leg!

Don't think batting those baby blues at me is going to work...... You're in big trouble, mister...

but I only live to serve my mistress, thine.....

sure you do.... hmmmph.

*pouty lip and all* I really, really sorry.... I'll stay home tonight, I promise.

Ok... But do it again, and I'm taking away the Orca!

..... You're taking away something I have never had?... You cruel and usual beast!

Hey fuckface, no need for name calling here..... Porpoise....I meant porpoise....

I meant it in a purely animalistic way.... Oh! I see what I did.... ahem... You "Sexy" Beast you....

That's better...

So, uh... can we make up now?

Yup. As many times as you want.

~the grin of grins~ ... You know not what you ask for.... uh, but, um, no need to change your mind either!