THEVAL IS SCARING ME

Did you guys ever notice that like Theval is growing up or something? Oh, sure, when she first got here, she was like a lot of fun, and kinda cute and cuddly, and all that, but lately her advice is as good or better than anybody's on this forum! In fact, if it weren't for the fact that she's still all cute and cuddly and whatever, with that mouth and that attitude, she's in real danger of becoming an "old fart". Damn dude. They grow up so quick!!!

Does that mean I'm already an old fart.. 'cause I'm not all.. cute and cuddly like? Which brings me another question.. did my picture ever get put up on the family page?

How do you know you are not all cute and cuddly like? There are name surveys done that say that "Amber" is the most sensual female name. Maybe you are all cute and cuddly like... Maybe you are! Maybe you are! So waddaya think of that, HUH? Little miss Amber Bamber....

I'm not all cute and cuddly like for quite a few reasons.. unless you determine cute and cuddly as having thorns, and fangs, and such..

Well babe, my tat is of a serpent, so I guess you know where I'M at...

J'ai un serpens.. lol.. so.. you know where I'm at too..

by the way, where is that family site again?? Kick it back up...

http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/tattoo-now/the_family/ And nope.. I'm not up there yet.. oh well.. I gots pictures on my myspace.. if you're interested..

Theval...You quit scaring Al ...he is sensitive!!!

I don't know what to say...other than I'm sorry?

Yep, what's your address... may as well give em up. We're just gonna find em anyway. And Taz... What's the likely count on the party now? Kick the invite post up again!

http://www.myspace.com/sotilte I put up some new pictures a few days ago.. lol.. and I'll be there at the party.. go me.. Oh.. and <3s for Middle English

Amber, you look just fine to me babydoll! And even if you didn't, it aint the measure of a person. So, I guess your'e just gonna have to be cursed with bein pretty. That is a really beautiful Koi you've got there!!!! I've been thinking a lot about Koi Lately.....

lol.. thank you.. to both compliments.. and I didn't say I wasn't pretty.. I'm just not.. cute and cuddly.. lol.. did you see my giant post about the koi/dragon thing?

Hey, hey, hey........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This thread is supposed to be about ME!!! And how scary (grrrrrr) I have become. Get back to the subject at hand, people! GOSH. (kidding, of course)

No! I forgot all about that... I gotta go check it out... Will be back...

That's okay.. we love you despite your scariness..

*tear* that makes it all worth it... *sniff*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! See? She did it again!!! Watch it! I'm sensitive Theval!

Al we are up too 183 confirmed and about that many pencilled in not counting bands!!!

But I wasn't really saying you are scary, I was saying your are getting smarter and smarter. Which is scary I guess. Okay... anyway... And Amber, where did you get that info? That's pretty good stuff but there are a few side notes and interesting tidbits that offer lateral insights into some of the stories... Was that from a book site or something?

lol

What did I do again!?! Am I entering that universe where I am being scary without realizing that I'm scary? Maybe my body has been hijacked..and this isn't really me... Stranger things have happened. I mean, can you believe that we used to have 9 planets in the solar system? What a fucking mindblower...wow...

SHEEEEIITTTT Taz! Rock On!

I don't remember where I got it.. it was at like.. 1:30 last night, when I should've been trying to sleep.. I'm gonna post some more stuff on it here in a bit.. so look out for it... Oh, and I thought I should ask, TAz, do you have me confirmed for your fete?

Hah.. I saw that.. planet thing.. that pisses me off.. Pluto was my favorite planet.. it with its little moon Charon..

No. Ugh. Now listen. It's like this. Once upon a tattoo time, all the regulars are like hanging out and then this little chick Theval shows up and says Hi, and she's all sparkly like and whatever, and then we all get to know her and she's actually kinda feisty like, and then in the last like 2 weeks or something her advice posts turn all intelligent as hell... like I wish you could teach for me at the school, and then I get scared!!! Cause like I realize our babies are growing up!!!! Boo Hoooooooo!!!! (choke, cough, hack, sputter, sniffle)...

*sheesh* Calm down. I know what you're saying. Although, I think I was giving some good adv.....no.. no I wasn't. I'll go back to being the resident smart ass that gives asshole advice. I don't WANNA grow up, dammit!

Yeah.. growing up.. it happens to all of us.. I put my mom and grandma in tears on Tuesday.. teehee

They musta seen that last picture on your myspace... HE HE!!!!

No.. Tuesday was my first official day of college..

Amber as of now you are pencilled in do you want to confirm?...just say the word!

I'm getting close to 30. Not real happy about it. But I still act like I'm 12, so I guess it balances out? Who knows. Al, I've posted a couple of things that should make you feel better.... Happy hunting

After work this weekend, I should definitely have the money to book a hotel room.. I'm pretty sure I'll make a couple hundred bucks this weekend.. if not.. well hell, I can still book my hotel room on Monday..

Ugh. As you probably know, I am a University Prof. Now I really feel old. Damn! I'm really not that old though...

Yeah.. I'm a young one.. probably one of the youngest members who post something worthwhile.. well, occasionally, lol..

Seems like Jason and TCE should be in on this too. Where are those jaggofs?

TCE is at some.. concert.. thingy.. like thing.. yeah.. can you tell I got less than 10 minutes of sleep last night?

AL=O.A.H. OLD ASS H8TR!!!!! AH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J-Werk is acting like a sick little bitch. He says he thinks he has, like, pink eye or some other lame excuse like that.

Fuck pink eye.. I have a damn grain of salt stuck in my left eye.. deal with it dude.. pink eye ain't got nothin' on this..

Dare I venture to ask how the HELL you got a grain of salt in your eye?

Work work work.. lol.. guy who spilled salt all over the table and booths.. on both sides.. and who ended up stiffing me.. fuckin' bastard..

Pink Eye? Boy I'm gonna get some mileage out of that.... And Taz! You are a............ H8TR.... HEAD! Yeah! a H8TRHEAD!!!

Hey Al.. can I ask you some questions about dealing with difficult professors..?

Ok....he spilled it on the table and sides... HOW did it get IN your EYE?

Well, we have to bus our own tables.. and I was wiping down the table with a damp cloth.. and there was SO much fuckin' salt that it stuck to my hands, got in my hair, et cetera..

AHH....ok. Well....um...sorry that you're salty?

I'm just confined to my glasses for the next week or so.. until it dissolves.. and since my tears/eye lube (yeah..I said lube) have salt in them.. well, they can't really dissolve it now, can they?

that sucks

I missed my first class of the day today because it took fuckin' forever at the doctor's office.. I didn't get to school until about fifteen minutes before my class ended.

Sure, what's the question?

Well, let's see.. my philosophy teacher and I are extremely butting heads.. I've only had his class twice, and he's completely stomped all over my religious beliefs.. I know Philosophy is supposed to challenge my beliefs, but the professer himself isn't supposed to stomp all over my beliefs, telling me it's wrong, and evil, and such.. I mean, despite my repeated efforts (yes, in two classes.. what do you think we spent most of the two classes talking about?) to explain to him the difference between what I believe, and what he thinks I believe.. he doesn't seem to be getting it.. And, right now, I don't really want to involve anyone higher up in the food chain, because I prefer to resolve my problems myself, or with the help of a select few..

Why R U such a H8TR?

Meh?

Tell him to take a midol.

Amber, I was gonna say, fill me in on your beliefs and let me have a crack at it, but after Taz answered that long explanation that way, I snorted milk out of my nose, died laughing, and now I have to go compose myself.... It's all in the delivery.... timing and delivery.... (sob.... squish squish out the door)

Meh.. well.. thanks for the advice..

Oh yeah, advice. Well, if it's anything for real like what you described, either one of two things is going on. Either he's trying to get you to think, or this guy is a little full of himself, and this really isn't appropriate behavior. Especially if he's passing judgement. That wouldn't fly. My advice would be to talk to the Director of Education, unless you dig the conflict, which is okay too... I'm Scottish, so I love a good fight, but if you don't, the DOE will back you up so fast it'll make his head swim...

OR... Threaten him with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face!!

While yelling "FROM YO MOMMA'S PUSSY...BITCH!!!!" as loud as you can...

It's not that I don't enjoy the conflict.. I've been told several times that I should be a lawyer.. and I know he's not doing it to get me to think.. he's just being a prick.. because I'm the only non Christian in the class...

DISCRIMINATION!!!!! RELIGIOUS PROFILING!!! um...hmmm.. Yup. Roundhouse kick is sounding better and better. Tell him to clean the sand out of his vagina and get over the fact that you don't believe the same thing he does.

Non Christian, eh? This is getting better by the minute. We may have plenty of things to talk about. Not that there's anything at all wrong with being Christian, just that there's nothing wrong with NOT being either.... Can I teach that class? This sounds like fun...

I'm the JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!

I'd love to have you as a professor Al.. lol.. And TAz.. not you too? -whines and whimpers and cuts off ears- NO MORE I SAY! NO MORE FUCKIN' JUGGERNAUT! On a side note, does anyone happen to know the name of the song in the new nip/tuck preview/thingie?

nah..you're just the bitch..

H8TRS!!!!! DAMMITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn straight!

Hate guys.. blech..

all of 'em?

No.. just the ones that insist they had a good time on our date, yet refuse to call me, when I keep telling them that I can't text message for a few weeks..

ahh. yeah, boys are dumb. One of the guys I worked with sent me a text, I called him to tell him not to text me but call me instead ( i hated texting at that point) . So... what's he do? Texts me to say he's sorry for texting me. oy.

lol.. well.. I heard from him last night, asking me what was up.. but I was working, and I told him to call me when I got off work.. well.. we all know how that ended up...

No, call I'm assuming knowing my species... Sometimes you just have to break it down Barney style for them. You have to use the stick and the carrot to teach us properly. We like the carrots, but we get spoiled... too many sticks and we run away.

I think I'm about ready to give up.. which is something I don't do very often... I'm not sure I can put it any plainer than.. "I'm working until 11, call me afterwards.."

Hmmm. I'm thinking this calls for some kind of a well crafted "I hate men" response, but I have to sort it out first. You know. Gather some info, like let's take a look and see if it's actually MEN that women hate, or is it just those chest shaver, handsome boy modeling school guys that all of the women just HAVE to have, and somehow then wonder why they get the behavior that they do. But for some reason, the real MEN of the world get a bad rap because the "HOT BOY" guys that many of you ladies seem to think are just DREAMY mess it up. Hmm. Thinkin.

Well duh, Al.... You didn't know?

I HATE MEN!!!!!!!!!!!! Except the ones I like, of course...............................TAz..............Ras, where ya at buddies? Smoochems!!! TCE

I would have included you too Al..........................but you're a chest shaver h8tr!!!

TCE URA H8TR!!!!!!!

Shit.. TCE and DADDY, you both be h8rs