what is the weirdest tatoo you ever saw?

this one sure makes a good contender... http://www.metacafe.com/watch/159296/about_tattoos/

wtf thats no tattoo, its gotta suck waiting for that to heal

lol, it's just gonna heal back flat...and look like shit cuz it's gonna be scars...HAHA dumb asses....and that's if it' doesn't get infected first o.O

royb375,That's not a tattoo, it is scarification, not the same thing, not even close and, personally, I don't think it even belongs on this forum. To the best of my knowledge, this is a Tattoo Forum...Doc

but everything else is fine in this forum, Doc? like threads about wars? engineer jokes? religion? drugs? general bitchiness and bad attitudes? other random crap? I think the scarification video was pretty interesting. It definately made me cringe, though. It looks like it takes a considerable amout of skill to do that. I would also be interested to see what it looks like once it heals. I would have to say that the strangest tattoo that I had ever seen was on Miami Ink... the skinny emo dude with the G string tattooed on his lower back/ass crack. I laughed at that for days... I'me sure I've seen some other strange ones but that was the first that popped up in my mind. I think this could be an interesting thread if other people would contribute their stories.

Simply my own personal opinion, but I'm having a hard time seeing the beauty in that one. Well, to each his own I guess. That's gonna be scabby and pussie, and just downright uncomfortable.

Wo, since the post subject was/is-'what is the weirdest tatoo(spelled wrong) you ever saw', I stand by my statement, it is NOT a tattoo and last I knew, I have the right to my personal opinion that it thereby does not belong here on a Tattoo Forum. I realize there are people interested in and 'into' body scarification and I'm quite sure there are sights for/about that. As to what you said about other threads/topics, you're right, point taken but you will note the name the actual subject and this crap ain't a Tattoo-weirdest or otherwise and THAT was/is my main point. I have seen some of that stuff 'healed', I've also seen 'em infected and oozing puss but if people want to do it, 'to each their own I guess' but don't call it a Tattoo, it ain't...Doc

Doc, all you had to do was say what it was, so the person would know. You didn't have to be rude and say it doesn't belong here, when you yourself take part in the many posts on here that are not tattoo related

Ducky, I'd think that if you'd read my second post, above your's, you'd see I addressed exact that. Kindly read before trying to chastize someone..Doc

Now that i can finally see it, THAT is the weirdest body art thing i can recall seeing. Ouch, dammit. And i hope we can get at look when it heals... IF it heals. This is not a new one, but here goes: A woman was asked why she had a "W" tattooed on each butt-cheek. She answered: "When i bow - WOW!" As for weirdness i've actually seen, i used to know someone who tattoed their baby's hand on the back of their own hand. It looked a lot weirder than it sounds.

The oddest I've seen was either this guys mural from sleave to sleave across the chest he had every mcdonald's character tatted in a nice lookin piece but why? Either that or one from this guy named jaco on myspace if you look in his pics there's a very wrong set of merpersons.

the weirdest tattoo ive ever seen may have been one i did myself on a friend. actually i can name afew weird ones ive done. alot of girls get two cherries attatched by a twig on their hip. i did one on my friends hip in that same cliche spot, but it was two hairy testicles hanging froma twig. he calls them his twig and berries. ok another one i did was a blue macarol fish on the top inside of my friends ear. he wanted me to put a fishing pole in the fishes arm, shave the back of his head, and put a straight line to his other ear, where there was a stick man with the fishing line in his mouth. but we enever got around to doing it. another one on this same kid... my mom sent me everythign i had ever done, or had left at her house. ironically because of the life style i had chosen. i guess that being tattoos. inside the box i found a picture i had drawn when i was 5-6 or something of me waiting for the bus. so i tattooed the picture of me waiting for the bus on his leg. this will get alot of proffessionals fired up im sure. i took one of my old machines and rigged it up to a 9 volt battery. strapped the ninevolt to my wrist. which made it a wireless tattoo machine. the me and THAT SAME FRIEND skateboarded down a street and i tattooed a very small jesus fish with fangs on his arm. it was hard considering i couldnt dip. and the road was bumpy. obviously it came out GREAT!

Alright, I found a trully bizarre tattoo in my search for the style of dragon Im looking for. Now I didn't think it was exactly something that could be done, but eh, I spose it has? I'm a little doubful as to whether or not it's real to be honest. I'm not going to put the link here because it's definitely a dick, and I don't think gabe would appreciate that one ;). But yeah...google images, talk about bizarre. Jeremy

actually, upon further looking into this...not to pimp out a website, but I just found some of this shit so sad and hilarious...ya'll gotta see it. (sure most of you veterans have already seen it...if not worse!) http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/2005/10/really-bad-tattoos.html

A guy I knew in the military Got a smiley face on his ass with the words "Have a nice day!" around the bottom edge on one cheek and a "Property of the USMC" seal on the other. Both were done in one session.

The oddest tattoo I've ever seen was on a woman featured in "Bodies of Subversion: A Secret History of Women and Tattoo." She has a necklace of phalluses... To each his, or her, own.. I suppose.

My friend got a tattoo of a skeleton, sittin on a toilet, takin a shit. On his left ass cheek, no less. Later, he added a cartoon-y dinosaur eating some dude on his right ass cheek. He was an odd bird. Then again, I'm filling in all the spaces between my stretchmarks... which I'm pretty sure most people would say is pretty damn weird.