Wheres the WIMMIN?

Where is Dana and Saiyge and Theval?....I wanna talk to someone with boobs!!! DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wimmin don't have to stay home on Friday's, because they have BOOB's!

and while we are at it where the FUCK is Baker?...and AL????and DOC...well never mind about Doc...he's probably gettin a GERITOL enema at the home for old tattooists!!!..Ok joke about DOC Doc is sittin in the old folks home talkin to 2 of his old buds...the first guy says " I wake up at seven am every morning and take a good healthy piss"...The second dusty fugger says "I wake up at SIx o'clock every day and take a good healthy shit!"....Doc says "fuck you punks...I take a huge healthy crap every morning at five am...I take a piss like a race horse at FIVE THIRTY am.... Problem is I don't wake up til EIGHT O"CLOCK!!!

Doc takes Viagra to keep him from rolling out of bed at night!!!

Doc was riding the city bus one day....................this punk rock kid dressed all in black, with colored spiked hair, gets on and sits down close by. Doc's lookin' this kid up and down, and after several blocks, the kid starts feeling uneasy. Finally he say's to doc, "What's the matter old man, ain't ya ever done anything crazy?" Doc comes back at him with, "Yeah, I fucked a parrot once!! Thought maybe you was my kid!!!". TCE

Hi darlins! I'm here, sorta. I'm popping in periodically while I'm doing homework. I've only got one more assignment for tonight, so I'll be posting like a crazy bitch in a little while. Chuck Norris is afraid of Doc. theval

Oh THATS good Tim!!! That is VERY good!! Hope Doc don't come lookin for us!!! In his Harley powered wheelchair!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just peed a little!

Thank goodness you wear all black or everyone would notice the tinkle stain

Why do ya think I always wear black?...well that and thebloodsatins from the CLIPCHORD!!!!!!

Doc, We only do it because we love you! And you weren't here to defend yourself................. TCE

Should have been BLOODSTAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saiyge was playing poker and drinkin Woodchucks last night.... Naturally, I'm also the first one up this mornin.

All complaints should be directed to TAz@PaintedAngel.................... HE STARTED IT DOC, I SWEAR HE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TCE

HI SAIYGE...........................GAMBLING IS A SIN.................

Oh, I see how this shit works, ya youngsters wait 'til the old guy tries to get some beauty sleep (which, apparently AIN'T working, by the way) to 'pick' on me, huh? Actually, some of 'em ain't half bad, gave me a chuckle, which is always welcome but I must say a few things in my own defence. First, Taz, do they even still MAKE Geritol? Ain't heard 'bout that stuff in years, perhaps I should give it a try-orally only, I'm one of those old hard liners, my pooper is an exit only- I don't play that other shit. Kinda like the 'old folks home' one but I ain't quite that old yet, but I do have to get up 2-3 times a night to piss now (damned aging process) TCE, I like the one 'bout Viagra but the sad fact is, I don't have a need for Viagra, ain't had any in almost 6 years now (ya think THAT might account for part of why I've become such a grouchy ol fart?) But, the one about the parrot kinda pisses me off, damn it you promised not to tell anyone about that night and as I told you, I thought it was a gorgeous redhead, it wasn't until days later that I learned it was actually a macaw. Tattletale! By betraying your promise not to tell, ya realize that means I could tell what YOU did that that night.ya know, but I'll hold back-for now. And Theval, thanks for coming to my defence again, cutie, you don't seem to be posting much of late and I for one, miss ya, your posts are always good and backed up by intelligence, which is sometimes a rarity. Cute and intelligent, surely you must be taken....Doc

DOC!!! Wanna get a good laugh...go to "why does everyone play tight" and check out all the osts from "princess Jer"....You will get a kick pal!!!

Doc...also go to the "plain and simple info " post...I wanna hear your views on this!!...TAz

Taz, I have read the afore mentioned and tried at least twice to put a responce together, but damn people kept coming in and broke my line of thought so bad I'm going to wait until after I close to get into THAT and I bet ya know I WOULD, what a fucking idiot. Don't suppose the asshole realizes most of the states that do require licenses/regulation usually occur after these 'kitchen magicians' create the problems, usually by transmitting diseases because they don't have a clue as to THAT aspect, nor did the info come in their kit. Another wannabe trying desperately to rationalize his existance and view point IMO. But, what would ya expect from a guy who signs in as 'Princess Jer' in the first place? Perhaps THAT explains part of it, as maybe he thinks of himself as a 'princess', above and beyond us 'commoners' Oh yeah, I'll be addressing those....Doc

Okay Doc, you win!!! No more discussion about the other night will be necessary! I only recounted the parrot story to raise awareness of your witty comeback to that kid. Hell I didn't know it was true!!! TCE

Hey Doc, I figured you'd get a kick (ha ha, get it?) out of the Chuck Norris reference. I've been around. Just busy lately. I'll try to post more. :o) theval

theval, of course I caught the Chuck Norris reference, I'm getting older, but not yet senile. Yep, got the idea that you've been busy but still, try to part- icapate as often as ya can, ya post good stuff and it's nice to get the feminine point of view as well ('sides, it's usually good for a few laughs and I think everyone can use those- I mean the subjects, not your post, are what's oft humorous...Doc

You're saying my posts aren't funny?

Not saying that either, as you do indeed help provide some brevity and that too I miss. A good sense of humor is needed to survive and something I notice in folks. Ya got a good sense of humor, theval, and a sharp wit, I like dat in a person...Doc

Phew. Lucky for you that you clarified. I've got a whole bag of rubber bands right here, and I'm not afraid to start shootin!!! tee hee

Oh rubber BANDS!!!!!!!! Gosh, for a second there I thought you said,,,,,,,,,,well, nevermind. I was wondering how you were gonna pull that off (pull that off, OMG!!!!) being a girl an' all. TCE

Like I've said before.... You are a sick, sick little monkey....

you've noticed that too, eh, theval? But, so far he seems relatively harmless, just keep an eye on 'em and your shoes on. As far as the rubberbands, oh, bring it cutie, cuz I got one of them, I guess, 2 qt. SuperSoaker squirt guns and ain't afraid to use it-HA...Doc

you've noticed that too, eh, theval? But, so far he seems relatively harmless, just keep an eye on 'em and your shoes on. As far as the rubberbands, oh, bring it cutie, cuz I got one of them, I guess, 2 qt. SuperSoaker squirt guns and ain't afraid to use it-HA...Doc

Yeah, my monkey's taken quite a beating over the years!!

I got a potato gun and it ain't no joke!!! It can knock down a grown man at 100 feet!!...But I AM afraid to use it!...Last time I got a little too much fuel in it and damn near blew my hand of!!! BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also have lots of sharp, pointy drafting triangles. I can throw them with Ninja accuracy. The super soaker doesn't scare me! HA HA HA HA! Bring it on, old man!! :o) *rubberband poised and ready to go*

Taz, I've SEEN/play with them things, they can be awesome but as ya know, dangerous as hell. How 'bout breakin it out for the Tazfest- BEFORE we get too f'ed up I mean...Doc

A super soaker, gasoline and an electric igniter from a bbq grill can make a fine flame thrower!...Ya only get two or three shots before it melts in yer hands tho!

TAz, The service center that I used to drive to every night is located out in the central valley halfway between the bay and L.A., basically wasteland.............................We had this guy who used to come to the yard there to change the tires on our rigs, and he had a potato gun made out of a 10 foot pipe that mounted on the back of his industrial tow truck. Holy shit dude!!! That fucker had a hell of a range on it. TCE

I'm gonna build a new and improved one for The Party! and hey Instead of callin it TAzfest lets change it to something else how bout ...Nightcrawlers Helloween Ball! Tazfest is just a little too...I dunno...arrogant or something Any other ideas?

Taz,Oh NOW ya warn me about how fast it'll melt but it was sure a rush for a hot minute (pun intended) set fire to a whole bunch of shrubs too, sure freaked the neighbors but then again, that was a frequent thing-made their boring lives a bit more alive (he-he) Theval, I'm way too old and experienced to be intimadated. I know tricks you ain't even heard of yet so ya might wanna reconsider and did I forget to mention the soaker is full of Skunk juice, or did I forget to mention that little detail...Doc

Too late now buddy!!! TAzFEST it is!!!!

Those water ballon slingshot's in the right hands can also take a fucker DOWN!!!!!!! A pound of water moving at 250 mph out of the pouch leaves an impression.........................in fact, a couple of buddies and I put a big dent in a steel dumpster with one of those. TCE

Doc, I'm not in any way naive enough to think that I could intimidate you. I was just letting you know that I will put up a hell of a fight. *sticks tounge out* So there! Skunk juice?! HA! I ain't scared! *releases the rubberband* GAME ON!!!!!

Dammit Doc!!! All this time I've been workin' on getting her shoes OFF, and you come along and backtrack me! TCE

TCE, darling.. You were never going to get the shoes off....

Theval, always have liked spirit and never was one for easy conquest, takes the pleasure out of the victory. Jeez, even your tongue is cute but do you realize it is FRESH SKUNK JUICE? And, hey, watch where you're aiming that damn rubberband, ya almost hit me. Good thing most women can't aim worth a fart...Doc

Deval, Perhaps, but I NEVER stop trying..........................at least not until I'm bored wit da feet! TCE

Deval, I bought the movie Boomerang today, how ironic is that? TCE

Deval, huh? try all you want. I'm just letting ya know that I ain't no loose footed ho that goes around taking her shoes off for every guy that wants a peek. i got me some self respect.

And how many, praytell, has that been?

TCE A lady never tells. Doc, That was simply a warning shot. If I wanted to hit you with it, I would. I am deadly accurate. I am not like most women. This is precisely why I am a Kung Fu Carebear that also has level G14 classifed Ninja training. As far as the skunk juice.. nothing that a nice warm bath of tomato juice can't handle.

Theval, just like a woman, start talking of battle, then distract a guy with the mental image of ya taking a bath- fight fair,dammit!!! And what is a Kung Fu Carebear, by the way, sounds kinda interesting...Doc

Hey, if you can't handle my tactics, then maybe you shouldn't play. :o) A Kung Fu Carebear..... let me see if I can explain this... Cute and cuddly with a loving personality. Has a tendancy to give hugs. Sends happy rays to those that need them. Overall sweet temperment. With a penchant for snapping necks, roundhouse kicking, throwing sharp objects and the ability to go from super sweet to super bitch in 3.2 seconds to anyone that is dumb enough to piss off the carebear.

*releases rubberband.... pings Doc smack in the middle of forehead* *releases second rubberband.....gets TCE square in the ass...*

Oh I think I can handle it just fine, you just distracted me for a moment (well, maybe a little longer with that image) And Thank You for clarifying the Kung Fu Carebear meaning, I LOVE it, knew there was somethin' about you. No joke, that is a neat concept/philosophy, thanks again. Well, I think it's time to call it a night, go put an icepack on my forehead and plot my battle plan, Good Night, cutie and don't forget to rinse the 'mator juice out of your hair... Doc

Why ME in the ass? I'm like Chef when it comes to cute girls.......

cause you were turned the other way.... *releases rubberband...hits TCE right in the nose*

You can't hurt my pignose!!!!!

I should probably put up a different picture, I might get some foot action that way.............................I think Baker's pretty busy these days though, I don't need to be wasting his time with frivolous petty shit. In the meantime, now that my secrets out, there's not much sense in me going to TAzFEST!!!!!!!!!!! Boo hoo!!!!! TCE

Well shit Doc, I guess I'll take one last look at thevals cute mug on the family tree, and then haul the half moon on my moon off to the loft as well. A penguin would really help my cause right abouts now................. Goodnight!! TCE

Doc, I ain't gotta rinse shit. You never fired. :o) Glad you like the def. of the Kung Fu Carebear. Get some rest. You're gonna need it. *sends happy healing vibes* .....see...I am kind of a softy...... TCE, No Penguin for you. I have already explained this. Anyhow, have a good night. Talk to ya laters.