witty tattoo needed

hi all, im wanting to get a tattoo but being a fun girly girl i want something witty or clever like the lawn mowing man, but something that not everybody knows about. if you know of any i would luv to know about them! Thanx!

Maybe something squished on the bottom of your foot? Like an ant, or some kind of bug or a fairy even?

I find your suggestion extremely funny, i had the idea of getting a cartoony squished fly on the bottom of my foot. Unfortunately, when i went to get it, the tattoo artist told me because it was on the bottom of my food, it would wear off before it fully healed and therefore told me he would not do it :( maybe you can get better results

how about a monkey surfing on a turdboard in a swirling toilet

how about a girl on a ladder picking peaches off a tree,while a dog is sniffing her ass..

since you're an Aussie girl, how bout a kangaroo pouch on your belly with a few bottles of Fosters sticking out?

too funny